*dies laughing*

[effervescible]

Okay, this is just sad.



OMG!  I am so wounded that the characterization is flawed in a fic that was meant to have the substance of wet cotton candy!  And lo, I am in tears because the truth of yaoi has been shown to me, and I have no choice but to bow before the God of Yaoi and his Great Golden Cock Ring, except I never had a problem with yaoi, but what does that matter!

It is the sorrow of my life that I cannot comment to this `frozen flame' (shit, so it was HERE all the time?  I wasted too many hours looking for it in Chrono Cross!) because it has been BAHLEETED!  She sure showed me!

*wipes tears away*  Thank you, MF.  I mean that from the bottom of my heart.  You brought laughter and good cheer to a night otherwise filled with the annoyance of OCI treasurer meetings.  Can I write you a drabble or something as thanks?

Comments

[pantswarrior]

...People like this exist...?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Maybe if we wish really hard, they'll wink away to the cornfield?

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Yesh. Soon.

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

*bangs head on her keyboard* Oh lord yaoi fans like that piss me off.

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they piss other yaoi fans off too! All we wants is love and harmony...

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

She annoys me with her yaoi spouting over at marysues. Like, if you don't think Vash and Wolfwood should be fucking, you're not watching the same show she is. I think she makes some kind of yaoi comment in every single Trigun Sue report she does, too.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Wow, she's polluting more comms? Christ almighty.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

She created a comm specifically to report Trigun Sues. She does about 95 percent of the reports, though, and they're not terribly interesting to read.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

PS--I don't much read the sue boards anymore, but what the hell does "BBQTOMATO" mean? >_

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Probably "I'm krazee!"

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Haven't the slightest clue what that one's about.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

That so doesn't surprise me. I went and checked out recent postings, and I love how she refers to Knives and Legato as obviously having true love. First off, it's not obvious that they were ever together in a sexual way. Second, OMFG TRUE LOVE? I really hope she was being facetious with that, because while I can see some sort of twisted substitution/worship thing going on, the idea that Legato is capable of ANY sort of actual love is ludicrous. He's a nihilist, full-stop. Also, he is a hell of a lot creepier and in a fuckin' COFFIN in the manga.

Okay, back to laughing at the funnee.

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

... The coffin is so scary. :( And that part where he's eating the meat off the table? Disturbing to the max.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Ah, they shoulda kept the coffin in the anime. Maybe that would've chased off those Legato Sues.

Or perhaps not ...

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* Was this off trigunfics?

I think it's just a little unfair of her to proclaim OOC-ness on a fic of a pairing she doesn't even like, because I don't spend a lot of time reading V/M and therefore don't really know what kind of character-bastardizations even happen. But then, I don't exactly seek out and read fics of pairings I'm not even a fan of.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was unfair of her to proclaim OOC-ness when she can't write IC to save her life.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Shutup, Vash is a bisexual incestuous murderous alcoholic bipolar drug abuser and you know it.

>^..^

[dialogue.livejournal.com]

here, you're assuming she READ the fic before she bashed it.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

She belongs to vashmeryl, and yet takes every opportunity to tell the group that she doesn't like the pairing. SO GET OUT OF THE COMM, DUMBASS.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

...Where was this thing? I'm kicking myself for missing it.

*rolls eyes* Come on honey, bring it on! That's the best you can do? Kiss mah fat white ass!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

She posted and deleted. What that was supposed to accomplish, I have no idea.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

And they think we hate her. She makes us so happy, don't they see?

>^..^

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

Ah! Ahahaha! A would-be flamer who deletes her own flames and whose most stinging critique is 'yaoi is better'? Oh, you cannot make this shit up. Are you wounded, jaina? ARE YOU WOUNDED TO THE VERY CORE?!

Remember, het does not exist and all het fans omg suxx0rz!!!!111!!! DIE BITACHES!!!!111

Very Late Reply

[sarajayechan.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

"Yaoi is better cause teh holy buttsex is pure and good, all het is Mary Sue fluff and sugar-coated sunshine and boring blah blah blah, yuri? Anyway, yaoi makes everything better and in-character! So there! ^_^"

Millyfan's so precious.

Re: Very Late Reply

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I don't know what we'd do without all the hilarity.