Random Slime Forest Update #1 (aka profanity-laced tiredness)

[effervescible]

Stupid fucking slimes stole my gold! All of it! I needed that gold! Stupid fuckers!

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[screaming-life.livejournal.com]

What the blue hell does a slime need gold for? :p

This just reminds me too much of my girlfriend playing through FF VI right now. There's this goddamned bear thing that attacks you a swipes your gold. Why is this bear a klepto? Why does he have gold to begin with? Why does the evil plant monster thing you just killed carry cash?

Why do all the villagers in Zelda games hide all of their money in conspicuous pots?

It boggles the mind, really.