I LOVED that aside, too. Maybe even better than [no threesomes]. That one cracked me up after a moment of dumbfounded WTFness.
[no threesomes] first made me think "Aww, what's the fun in that?", then reminded me of the kid complaining in The Princess Bride - "Jesus, Grandpa, what'd you read me this thing for?!"
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[no threesomes] first made me think "Aww, what's the fun in that?", then reminded me of the kid complaining in The Princess Bride - "Jesus, Grandpa, what'd you read me this thing for?!"