This is slightly hysterical

The meme: Use Word's auto-summary function to compress your fic to 100 words or less.

The results (and no, I couldn't do just one, it's too fun):

( Hair of the Dog )

( Cherrypicked )

( Dead Ichigo )

For anyone who might try to call me

The mouthpiece of my phone seems to be dead, so text message or e-mail are the best ways for now.