D:

[effervescible]

GET OUT OF MY SHOWER, SPIDER! You are not allowed to be there.

Comments

[ruxi.livejournal.com]

Have you tried telling the spider that both parties of a relationship just need... some time away from each other?

Maybe the spider is insecure, Jaina. Maybe the spider needs you. Please try to be more considerate of its feelings :'(

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I used the detachable showerhead to wash it down the drain and I turned the water on harder when it struggled to climb out.

[ruxi.livejournal.com]

I.

I suppose that's one way to tell the spider to move on :(

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I think we should see other people.

[ruxi.livejournal.com]

I think it was only fair of you to inform spider that its ickiness was an obstacle in your relationship that you couldn't hope to overcome. It's not spider, it's you.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

What is it with spiders in showers? I found a big one in our shower last weekend! Maybe they're trying to move in with us to stay warm for the winter.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

You need a kitty. A kitty will get those nasty spiders for you.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

I want a spider-killing attack kitten like the one my ex-husband saw in South Africa.

[overtoned.livejournal.com]

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Kill it with fire!!!! D:

[narnian]

.../EVICTS SPIDER