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Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2009-03-13 11:09 pm
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Ah, there's that travel paranoia

Dear Self,

Gnomes are not going to steal your passport from its place in the document box while you sleep.
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[identity profile] loveotter.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! It's those identity thieves you have to watch out for.

[identity profile] loveotter.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
That is like my favorite icon on the interwebs.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's so expressive!

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
That is an amazing reaction icon.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
The Frysquint is incredibly useful as both an icon and a macro.

[identity profile] sarcasticval.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed.

[identity profile] maeveth.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I hear unless you booked through Travelocity the gnomes DO come and hold your stuff for ransom until you use their site.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
They never tell us that on TAR!

[identity profile] maeveth.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
But don't you know? That's the REAL secret behind the Travelocity slogan.

"You'll never roam alone"? That's no slogan, that there is a THREAT. That gnome will stalk you. Endlessly. It'll look in your windows when you're in the hotel. It'll be at the pool.

Gnomes. EVERYWHERE.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
...but are you sure?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You are NOT HELPING :P

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I used to lie in bed at night trying to figure out the best way to lie in bed so the robber/assassins wouldn't realize I was there and stab me in bed.

I am not good at discouraging paranoia.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I did that too, only it was me trying to be still enough that the robbers/assassins/kidnappers wouldn't realize I wasn't one of the dolls/stuffed animals on my bed.

It was actually pretty good at getting me to fall asleep.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a little jealous. I never slept for shit.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
The downside was the fear of robbers/assassins/kidnappers.

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I had both. I feel slightly better knowing I'm not alone here, though.

[identity profile] tardbot5000.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
What you have to watch out for are the gnomes that unpack and repack your travel bags with the wrong stuff while you sleep. I swear it's happened to me>:(

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm packing a bunch of stuff this weekend and I don't even leave until NEXT Friday. I DON'T WANT TO FORGET ANYTHING.

Like my passport.

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Something I read before I left for Mexico was that yo ushould make a phootocopy of you rpassport, so in case it's stolen or lost, you have that record and numbers and whatnot on your person. I have not had my passport stoeln, but I still have my copy in my suitcase.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I love that you can dispense such useful advice while clearly drunk off your ass.

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
HEY I AM FIRMLY ON MY ASS AND DRUNK

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
AND YET YOU CAN'T MANAGE "PASSPORT" OR "STOLEN"

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'M LIVING IN THE MOMENT TYPING CANNOT BE BOTHERED WITH RITE NOW

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT NOW
HEY
IT'S YOUR TOMORROW

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT NOW
COME ON
IT'S EVERYTHING

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT NOW
CATCH A MAGIC MOMENT
DO IT

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT HERE AND NOW
IT MEANS EVERYTHING

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
MISS A BEAT
YOU LOSE A RHYTHM

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
AND NOTHING FALLS INTO PLACE, NO
ONLY MISSED BY A FRACTION

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
SLIPPED A LITTLE OFF YOUR PACE

[identity profile] fadingembers.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
THE MORE YOU GET
THE MORE YOU WANT

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
CATCH THAT MAGIC MOMENT:

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
The perfect replication of the original video makes it fucking great.

[identity profile] cantspell.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
what he or she said, only I would add...make two copies, keep one copy with you and leave one with a parent/friend/whoever back in the states. This is what I demand my students do. They do not listen, but I demand anyway mwahahaha!!
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[personal profile] octopedingenue 2009-03-14 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
kittens, on the other hand

[identity profile] fanartist.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
(Completely off-topic, but sort of is when it comes to your icon)

LOOK WHAT I HAS FOR YOO

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2009-03-14 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
asdashjdhsajkldhsaldhsalkjdha SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
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