I'll cop to #10

[effervescible]

Via Feministing: Ten Feminist Stereotypes

1. We're frigid and hate sex.

2. We're sluts.

3. We're lonely "cat ladies" who can't get a man. Therefore, we are bitter.

4. We get knocked up for fun just to have abortions on-demand.

5. We're hairy, angry man-haters.

6. We're just desperate for male attention.

7. We want to dismantle the patriarchy so we can establish a matriarchy! Muhahaha.

8. We are intellectually unserious.

9. We are the sanctimonious women's studies set, with our heads up our academic asses.

10. We are loud-mouthed bitches who won't STFU and make you a sammich.

Ok, so the last one's true.

Yes. Yes it is.

Comments

[spicedrum.livejournal.com]

I'm actually all for #7, too, since it makes more sense to trace bloodlines via mothers. =P

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't mind part of #3 either. I'd like to be a cat lady.

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

Is it okay to be a cat lady, but don't want a man?

[scrawled.livejournal.com]

I would think so. THEN AGAIN, I'M NOT A CAT LADY. I SWEAR. I only have 7

[scrawled.livejournal.com]

THIS IS AMAZING.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Feministing is good times.

[utenatai.livejournal.com]

Where's my sammich, bitch?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Fun fact: I am right now wearing my "if you can read this, MAKE ME A SANDWICH" shirt.

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

My friend and I used to joke about 4.

Also, there was a really obnoxious feminist group advertising at school one year (they used examples that were totally off-base), which resulted in a backlash poster campaign re: the matriarchy a la 7.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

They forgot penis evny

[jaina.livejournal.com]

If I had a penis I would make a decorative planter out of it.

[kudzita.livejournal.com]

Moosiechicka, have I told you lately that I love you?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

*beams*