effervescible: (does jesus have to choke a bitch?)
Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2008-05-19 11:43 am
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Ew ew ew ew ew

I don't care if this particular "purity ball" is less skeevy than some of the others, it is still creepy. Oh my god it is still creepy. These things give me hives. Someone link me some dirty, dirty porn to make it go away.
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[identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com 2008-05-19 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But after dessert, the 57 men stood and read aloud a covenant "before God to cover my daughter as her authority and protection in the area of purity."

I was trying to write incest porn, like, today. OH MY GOD SO BLOCKED NOW.

[identity profile] angstymcgoth.livejournal.com 2008-05-19 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Jesus is such a cock-block.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2008-05-20 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry?

[identity profile] lady-ganesh.livejournal.com 2008-05-21 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing like cold hard reality to kill the kink.
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