In which I am a cranky young lass, part II

[effervescible]

Just FYI: don't care what people ship and I don't care if they think my ships are dead wrong. But if you get on your snotty high horse and post something like this



and this



for the sole purpose of stirring up bad feeling and starting fights with people, guess what?

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

Also, fucking learn to spell "Hueco Mundo," you stupid fucking dickhead.

The same goes for ichiruki fans or fans of any other ship who feeling like behaving like little children, btw. But these are the examples of douchenozzlery I was linked to today, and thus I rant about them.

WHY YES, THIS FLU BUG OR WHATEVER I HAVE IS MAKING ME EXCESSIVELY CRANKY, THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.

Comments

[fallnangelspike.livejournal.com]

I ROFL'ed harder than I should have at the misspelling of Hueco Mundo :)

You sound like you need some Hueco Mundo tequilla and burritos now, LOL.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

And the sad thing is, whoever did probably thought they were amazingly clever for doing so.

Anyway, all you bitches are gonna be crying into your pillows when Ichigo and Grimmy move to Hawaii and open a sandwich shop together.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

Word to that. I will so frequent that sandwich shop, especially if the proprietors routinely work shirtless.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

We'll be like Jared from the Subway commercials, eating sandwiches all day every day. We can hang out at one of the tables as Ichigo tries to reassure all the customers Grimmjow scares away.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

There needs to be a counter with barstools. Then we can sit there at the counter, all day every day, and watch them make sandwiches in between Ichigo trying to keep the customers.

Will there be nicely-fitting pants? Because there should be nicely-fitting pants.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

There should definitely be nicely-fitting pants. And to get them out from behind the counter so we can see the pants, there should be lots of drink breaks, like that old Diet Coke commercial with the construction worker.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

I approve of this business model. Is there a possibility we can add theme days to this? Perhaps once a month is Luau Day and there will be enforced shirtlessness and perhaps nicely-fitting shorts.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Or hula skirts.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

With very little underneath?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Now we're on the same page.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of a Western-themed day that involves assless chaps.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

All chaps are assless.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Wtf, I'm not from Texas! I only go to gay bars! How am I supposed to know these things?!

Also, an important point that I failed to mention previously: leather.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. YES. Luau Day can be followed by Beach Day, which should then be followed by Pool Day. After which there can be Turkish Oil-Wrestling Day.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

This Turkish Oil-Wrestling Day intrigues me greatly. Perhaps there can also be Athletics Day, in which there are heavy weights and perhaps even smaller shorts.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

I heartily, heartily approve. And on Athletic Days, along with the tiny shorts, there should also be special guest competitors, just to make things more...you know, competitive. Renji and Ikkaku will of course reject the tiny shorts in favor of fundoshi. Which really, I can't bring myself to complain about.

[maeveth.livejournal.com]

I most definitely approve of this business model. Athletic Days also need to include things like y halo thar icon I'm sorry what were we talking about again?

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

That icon has been known to derail one more than thread. XD I'd stop using it but...yeah.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

If they routinely work shirtless and FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER :D

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

We can take bets during Turkish Oil-Wrestling Day, how about that?

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Wow. Yeah, that's just mean-spirited and pointless. In other fandoms (::cough Avatar cough::) I start wishing for ships I don't even like much to happen just to piss off people like that. (I also start being grateful for being in a fandom where everyone is dead or worse and shipwank would be too stupidly funny to last long. Then again that doesn't stop other people.)

[ellonwye.livejournal.com]

fandom terrifies me because I feel like the only person who doesn't give a daaaaaaamn about who's fucking who. ;3

I mean, I think rukia and renji are cute together (not sexually :U) but it's not like I attack anybody who disagrees. it's fiction, who cares?

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

Eff the what? o.O Where was this posted, anyway?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

I know. But I'm not telling. :P The ship waters in Bleach have been churning of late. I'm taking my little paddle and heading for shore. There, I'll have scantily clad Bleach boys serving me fruity drinks.....

I'll head back out after some of the signature wars have exhausted themselves.

[franwi.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, I love that icon.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

That icon is love.

[cosplayallday.livejournal.com]

I guess some people don't understand the word 'fiction'.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

[ne-wayz.livejournal.com]

*sighs* Assholes indeed...Is it really that necessary to be rude about other peoples preferences...that's why I tell people 'I never speak about religion, sports or politics...they create wars'...I guess I have to add fandom into that huh?

Uhh, this sandwich bar I hear about?...Is it available to everyone? 'cause my PMS can definitely use some nice ass-fitting, tight, shirtless guys right now...*drools*

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

...Again, and all I can ever do is compare Bleach shipping to HP, but what's oh so odd is that, in HP, the people who made these icons were H/Hr shippers. Who ended up wrong.

...

I know IchiRuki is "zomg clearly" the new Harmony; I'd just have an easier time at understanding that if, you know, they actually did the things Harmoanians did.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

But...but...but...the icon isn't even witty! What fun is arguing without witty remarks? WHAT HAST THOU SHIPPING WARS WROUGHT?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to make a version of the icon that has a third panel of Don Kanonji/Tatsuki and says "I SHIP TADON BECAUSE I CAN ONLY READ SWAHILI!"

Just to be random.

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

DO EEET.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I just may, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow. I'm making icons for my RP lj and macroing tonight. :D Oh, and trying not to hurl up my dinner.

[(Anonymous)]

Wow, those were made soo long ago [during some shipper wank, go figure, eh?] that the fact that they're being spread around fandom *now* is rather inconsequential and somewhat humorous. **shakes head**

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I have no idea when they were made, nonny mouse, but whoever made them was an asshole then and maybe they're an asshole now if they feel the same way.

I also have no idea if they're being spread through fandom because I'm not really in the circle of people who fight this shit aside from one or two people.

[(Anonymous)]

The banner was made per request by someone, or so I heard, but I have no clue who did the avatar. I can admit that they were an asshole kinda thing to make, but everyone was being an asshole at the time. Tit for tat, and all that. At least the person who wanted it made didn't bother sporting it around on websites at the time to cause further drama, so he/she can't be *that* much of an asshole.

I don't think you should let these things bother you so much. :)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

It's still an asshole thing. If it was in response to something about the same from another ship, that was probably an asshole thing too. I'm not gonna think it's less pathetic just because it was provoked. Equally-opportunity assholism, says I.

Like I mentioned in the post, being sick PLUS the idiocy of the graphics are what set me off. And this is not said with any particular rancor towards you personally, mousie, but I'll take assessments of what should and shouldn't bother me from people who actually know me.

[(Anonymous)]

Fair enough, on both points. ^_^

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Dammit, now I'm happy that none of my retarded ships will ever become canon.

And the fact that I can never spell 'ship' without unintentionally spelling 'shit' instead.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

THANKS NORI, YOUR COMMENT STUCK A GMAIL ADD FOR WWW.CONSTIPATIONANSWERS.COM AT THE TOP OF MY SCREEN.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

That gmail is just too smart for its own good! XD

[tomoyohime8.livejournal.com]

if they wanted to make a statement, they could have made one that was a tad (or a lot) more original - and a lot more intelligent-sounding.

*shakes head* large fandoms tend to bring out the darker side of ships.

[underhersky.livejournal.com]

*passes the nyquil* here, have some.

and lulz at those idiots.