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Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2001-07-08 12:12 am
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Someone mock me.

Please?
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[personal profile] ursamajor 2001-07-07 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
/me baaaaaawks at Jai
/me caulks Jai
/me scribbles dirty limericks on the sidewalk with chalk
/me blinks at Jai's cock ... wow, how do you use that thing?
/me docks Jai's allowance
/me gawks at Jai
/me hocks a loogy ... mmm phlegmy (i'm sick)
/me pretends to be a jock and plays soccer with Jai's head
/me knocks on Jai's cock
/me gets hungry and decides she wants a bagel with lox
/me locks the door
/me puts a pox on Jai
/me paints pock marks on Jai
/me rocks Jai back and forth really quickly so she gets seasick
/me puts socks on jai's cocks
/me wonders when Jai became a cox ... STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!
/me smashes Jai's clock that's tick-tocking all over the place
/me realizes it's not Jai who's got a cock, it's *fox*.
/me walks away. ;)