-_-

[effervescible]

"Grey's Anatomy: The Mobile Game is a perfect balance of gameplay and content, as the challenging mini-games will resonate with the male audience, while women will be engaged with the game's unfolding drama and character interaction," said Gonzague de Vallois, senior vice president of publishing, Gameloft.

Ohhhhh no, fuck you.

Comments

[irenak.livejournal.com]

And here I thought I played video games for the gratuitous violence and the Sudoku.

But apparently I was wrong. Thank you, marketing gurus, for once again telling me exactly what I think!

[ursamajor]

*snerk* Ooh, wait, what video game has embedded gratuitous sudoku? *perks up* *not addicted, really*

[irenak.livejournal.com]

I don't know if Brain Age counts as gratuitous, per se, but it's got addictive covered. :)

[dqbunny.livejournal.com]

Wow, what a way to royally insult both sexes. -_-

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

If I can't hit the nurses with a steel pipe, I ain't playin' it.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Days later, that comment still cracks me up.

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

Wow, I sure do love being told what I'll enjoy.

[nomoreprinces.livejournal.com]

If I want unfolding drama and character interaction, I'll play The Sims.

That way I can make my OWN fandom crack drama and better smut.

[franwi.livejournal.com]

Now I'm picturing a Grey's otaku dating sim game. As soon as you turn it on it's like: "Congratulations, you've just unlocked Pantsless Dr. Shep!" Then you get to flirt your way through the corridors in search of disinfectant and condoms.

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

WHUT?!

[marionette71088.livejournal.com]

What makes me sad is that I can still imagine some people (I use that word loosely) saying that this day and age and not realize what's wrong with it.

[crowgoddess.livejournal.com]

Sad fact for me, who once went to Drag Ball as a rainbow-flag-caped half of the Gender Avengers superhero duo: I read this and it didn't scan as odd for a few seconds.

Then, "OH."

Then, "I have been in Texas WAY TOO LONG if I'm not pissed the second I read shit like that."