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effervescible) wrote2007-10-11 10:07 am
effervescible) wrote2007-10-11 10:07 am
Ahahaha this will be fun! PAIRING MADNESS
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc. Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).
Maaaaan I have a lot of these characters even taking out the ones that don't really work.
Aichi/Aizen
OH JESUS MINDFUCKERY Aizen would be all "be my #1 espada while I use your skills and pretend I'm not plotting to kill you if I need to" and Aichi would be all "no" and GOOD TIMES MAN
Akio/Anakin Skywalker
Akio would fuck him and then Anakin would cry about it and murder some children. Really it wouldn't be that weird for either of them.
Anthy/Byakuya
sadghsjagkd She would be all subservient and at first he would be approving because hell most people should be subservient to him, but then he'd get kinda weiiirded out. But really I think they'd have a lot to talk about! She could give him therapy on how it's not so bad to have ~sexual feelings~ for a sibling!
Chad/Cristina Yang
She would probably be sorta approving that this teenager doesn't talk much and say STUPID SHIT all the time. He'd be kinda terrified. But then, it's Cristina. Who wouldn't be.
Emerson/Fuu
He would tell her to stop being a dumb bitch who gets kidnapped a lot. And then he would knit her some sword cozies to give to her friends.
Grimmjow/Han
There would be snarking and maybe hatesex and then...well, it was nice to know you, Han. Maybe Grimmjow would take Han's woman just because he can. Does Leia like kitties?
Hanataro/Hayama
One more person to coldly boss him around!
Ichigo/Inuyasha
FIGHT-O FIGHT-O FIGHT-O FIGHT-O and there would be comparing of sword sizes maybe.
Isabelle Stevens/Ishida
Ooh because he is not tactful, here's another "stop being a dumb bitch" scenario and then he would sew her a nice outfit so she can go meet a nice man outside the hospital.
Isshin/Jean Grey
lolol He would totally give her some tea and show her pictures of Masaki and it wouldn't be much of a date after that.
Jesus/Jin
*uncomfortable pause* They...would play shogi? I wonder if Jesus would be good at shogi.
Kaien/Keigo
OH MAN THE DORK HIJINKS WOULD NEVER STOP
Knives/Kon
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, STUFFED ONE! Scraps of fabric, man.
Kyle/Kyouraku
Kyouraku would give him a nice meal. WE DO NOT ENDORSE PEDOPHILIA HERE AT JAINA DOT LIVEJOURNAL DOT COM.
Lando/Legato
Lando would be all trying to scam him but Legato can read minds so he wouldn't be having with that. Another tragic failed romance.
Meredith Grey/Meryl
YET ANOTHER "STOP BEING A DUMB BITCH" THING I just can't see them as a couple. But Meryl could be Meredith's much-needed DD.
Milly/Nell
oshi CUTENESS OVERLOAD talk about some boobtacular yuri, but really they'd probably have sundaes and a pillow fight.
Orihime/Renji
HOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS SEX what I actually like this pairing!
Rukia/Sesshoumaru
...my god that would be HOT. A couple of bitchy ice queens with good hair being snotty at each other.
Shirayuki/Spike
"DAMMIT SWORD, WILL YOU PLEASE ATTACK FOR I AM OUT OF BULLETS"
"NO"
"LOOK I'M NOT VICIOUS I DON'T USE SWORDS SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME OUT"
"YOU HAVE TO DANCE"
"WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT GAY OR WHATEVER I AM NOT GONNA DANCE"
"DO IT OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE, NOOB"
"...OKAY FINE BUT IF FAYE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS I AM GONNA MELT YOU DOWN"
Stan/Touga
Ew, this is too creepy for me.
Ukitake/Urahara
Fun evening! They'd have drinks and talk about old times and possibly arrange a marriage between Rukia and Ichigo since Urahara is his guardian in a sense, and then toast to the union of the children with sake. I wouldn't be surprised if they've already done it once, they're old enough to try a lot.
Vash/Wolfwood
It'd be pretty much like canon just with more textual buttsex!
Wolverine/Yoruichi
A nearly never-ending sparring session followed by some hot sex! I could really see this one.
Zangetsu/Zuul
He is sort of a spirit, forgotten by his owner! She is a spirit forgotten by anyone who hasn't rented the Ghostbusters movie in a while! TRUE~LOVE
Maaaaan I have a lot of these characters even taking out the ones that don't really work.
Aichi/Aizen
OH JESUS MINDFUCKERY Aizen would be all "be my #1 espada while I use your skills and pretend I'm not plotting to kill you if I need to" and Aichi would be all "no" and GOOD TIMES MAN
Akio/Anakin Skywalker
Akio would fuck him and then Anakin would cry about it and murder some children. Really it wouldn't be that weird for either of them.
Anthy/Byakuya
sadghsjagkd She would be all subservient and at first he would be approving because hell most people should be subservient to him, but then he'd get kinda weiiirded out. But really I think they'd have a lot to talk about! She could give him therapy on how it's not so bad to have ~sexual feelings~ for a sibling!
Chad/Cristina Yang
She would probably be sorta approving that this teenager doesn't talk much and say STUPID SHIT all the time. He'd be kinda terrified. But then, it's Cristina. Who wouldn't be.
Emerson/Fuu
He would tell her to stop being a dumb bitch who gets kidnapped a lot. And then he would knit her some sword cozies to give to her friends.
Grimmjow/Han
There would be snarking and maybe hatesex and then...well, it was nice to know you, Han. Maybe Grimmjow would take Han's woman just because he can. Does Leia like kitties?
Hanataro/Hayama
One more person to coldly boss him around!
Ichigo/Inuyasha
FIGHT-O FIGHT-O FIGHT-O FIGHT-O and there would be comparing of sword sizes maybe.
Isabelle Stevens/Ishida
Ooh because he is not tactful, here's another "stop being a dumb bitch" scenario and then he would sew her a nice outfit so she can go meet a nice man outside the hospital.
Isshin/Jean Grey
lolol He would totally give her some tea and show her pictures of Masaki and it wouldn't be much of a date after that.
Jesus/Jin
*uncomfortable pause* They...would play shogi? I wonder if Jesus would be good at shogi.
Kaien/Keigo
OH MAN THE DORK HIJINKS WOULD NEVER STOP
Knives/Kon
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, STUFFED ONE! Scraps of fabric, man.
Kyle/Kyouraku
Kyouraku would give him a nice meal. WE DO NOT ENDORSE PEDOPHILIA HERE AT JAINA DOT LIVEJOURNAL DOT COM.
Lando/Legato
Lando would be all trying to scam him but Legato can read minds so he wouldn't be having with that. Another tragic failed romance.
Meredith Grey/Meryl
YET ANOTHER "STOP BEING A DUMB BITCH" THING I just can't see them as a couple. But Meryl could be Meredith's much-needed DD.
Milly/Nell
oshi CUTENESS OVERLOAD talk about some boobtacular yuri, but really they'd probably have sundaes and a pillow fight.
Orihime/Renji
HOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS SEX what I actually like this pairing!
Rukia/Sesshoumaru
...my god that would be HOT. A couple of bitchy ice queens with good hair being snotty at each other.
Shirayuki/Spike
"DAMMIT SWORD, WILL YOU PLEASE ATTACK FOR I AM OUT OF BULLETS"
"NO"
"LOOK I'M NOT VICIOUS I DON'T USE SWORDS SO YOU HAVE TO HELP ME OUT"
"YOU HAVE TO DANCE"
"WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT GAY OR WHATEVER I AM NOT GONNA DANCE"
"DO IT OR YOU'RE GONNA DIE, NOOB"
"...OKAY FINE BUT IF FAYE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS I AM GONNA MELT YOU DOWN"
Stan/Touga
Ew, this is too creepy for me.
Ukitake/Urahara
Fun evening! They'd have drinks and talk about old times and possibly arrange a marriage between Rukia and Ichigo since Urahara is his guardian in a sense, and then toast to the union of the children with sake. I wouldn't be surprised if they've already done it once, they're old enough to try a lot.
Vash/Wolfwood
It'd be pretty much like canon just with more textual buttsex!
Wolverine/Yoruichi
A nearly never-ending sparring session followed by some hot sex! I could really see this one.
Zangetsu/Zuul
He is sort of a spirit, forgotten by his owner! She is a spirit forgotten by anyone who hasn't rented the Ghostbusters movie in a while! TRUE~LOVE
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HOT. Add some Soi Fong and stir occasionally.
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Is it sad I could totally see this as a platonic OTP? He'd make fun of the X-men soap opera to get her laughing and she'd be totally un-intimidated by Soul Society. Fun times for all.
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Sadly, I think this is the only one where I know both parties involved. I also think you're right on. Their love is not meant to be.
(I remember when I did this one. Such a shame Harry Potter comes just before Pyramid Head.)
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Hey, look what I found.
rofl
*iz dead*
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I bet fanwork already exist for this
and I bet they are hot.Wolverine/Yoruichi
Feline vs. Canine? Yoruichi totally has to top.