An intimate heartfelt letter

[effervescible]

Dear contest fic,

Please stop sucking.

Love,
Your mom

Comments

[kasuchi]

Dear Jaina,

I know exactly how you feel.

Love,
Kas-chan.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

BUT YOURS IS GOOD.

[kasuchi]

LULz, be that as it may, it went through a period of SUCK.

PERSEVERE! *fight-o*

[mizy.livejournal.com]

<3 <3! *smutifies you*

does that help?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Oh baby.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

You want your fic to take up licking instead?

[utenatai.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better I'm in the same boat.

Except my fic sucks AND I'm a horrible human being because my thesis isn't in MLA format.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh. Your mom.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

No pressure.

/*Twiddles thumbs in anticipation. ;)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

NONE WHATSOEVER