effervescible | Quotes file update: The Quotening

jainax: *snugs* night!
meggier1: NIHJT
meggier1: QIRHOUT TYPOSE
meggier1: ... oh fuxk it

jainax: You're a whore of babylon, just fyi
SarcasticVal: ...does the whore of babylon get hot mens?
jainax: BY THE THOUSAND
SarcasticVal: SWEET

meggier1: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
jainax: yooooooo
meggier1: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm testiiiiiiiiiing a theory. Namely, that overusiiiiiiiiiing the letter "i" miiiight make a Wii land on my porch.
meggier1: Iiiiiiiiit's a long shot.

raynos: ^_^

jaina:Don't you try your fake smiles on me

jaina:I see riiiiight through them

raynos: I was doing a Gin smile actually

raynos: ^______________^

jaina:AHHHHHH

jaina: *freeze you in ice*

jaina: I TOOK BALLET FOR TEN YEARS, I KNOW DANCES

raynos: *has already dodged*

jaina: oshit you're limber

raynos: Yeah, and I'm a sharp shooter. *runs off with Aizen*

jaina: D: FUX0R

raynos: *pats condescendingly*

raynos: *directs your path to Kaien-car*

jaina: YOU ARE A DICK

raynos: ^_________^

Mirudente: ByaReindeer always makes me think I'm gonna wake up one night to see a tall figure next to my bed, kenseikan glowing softly in the orange lights of my apartment. "Chire," will come the whisper. "Senbonzakura." Headline next day: COLLEGE STUDENT FOUND SHREDDED IN APARTMENT, NO SIGN OF INTRUDER. PS: also, she was partially eaten by her cat

banfennid: It was like until last night I *intellectually* understood how cool Hollow!Ichigo. And now I *feel* it. In my pants.

Indigosama: ...and I'm sorry but when I see that the chapter is titled "Bang the Bore" I instantly think it involves Byakuya sex

jainax: “I’ll see you then.” Ukitake waved. “And I’ll make sure to tell Rukia you were here. Please come back anytime you like.”
Strange, Ichigo mused as he returned to Fifth. Ukitake was the nicest of all the other captains, but he couldn’t help but feel like he’d just had a narrow escape.
Had to be his imagination.
scathachdhu: hahaha
scathachdhu: and Captain Densy McThickSkull reporting for duty

Indigosama: you need a pimp hat
jainax: I do
jainax: or just urahara's
jainax: which is pretty much the same thing

Indigosama: HE HAS A LITTLE WEENY DOLLIE PENIS...THAT ROTATES.

(Re: A threesome with hot Bleach mens)
lemonyloyce: ^_________^ oh come on... you'd do... them too
jainax: oh hell yes
lemonyloyce: i wouldn't be walking away from that... i'd be laid out on the bed like a newborn baby giraffe.. unable to stand upstraight

Indigosama: *casts Scan on Aizen*
Indigosama: Level 99
?????/????? HP
???/??? MP
Weak against: Fish
Indigosama: /dorky FF moment
Indigosama: *casts Scan on Ichigo*
Level 58
3857/3857 HP
0/0 MP
Weak against: Tits

raynos: I have been chatting too much, I keep wanting to put =D at the end of every sentence

raynos: Did I tell you about how I would type in search terms in Google and almost end with a =D too?

merryweather47: you know why writing smut takes so long?
jainax: why?
merryweather47: because I have to keep STOPPING to masturbate!

raynos: BUT THEY HAVE AFTER DUCK PORN

raynos: ... That sounds weird

Mirudente: Creativity brain energy or some such whee wheee woo woo YAHOO!

SarcasticVal: oh, zuko, I do so love you and your ridiculously fast-growing hair
jainax: MAGIC HAIR
SarcasticVal: chi chi chi chia

Quotes file update: The Quotening

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