Jaina (
effervescible) wrote2007-04-26 09:48 am
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Some of my favorite people are bitches, but this is ridiculous
Okay, I have a question. Have any of you ever liked the sound of a song and felt torn because you despise the lyrics? I'm feeling that now. I've only heard it a couple of times on the radio, but I was digging the groove of Avril Lavigne's new single, "Girlfriend." (STFU, I know she's a poser, I happen to like poser music as well as stuff by really talented people. I also eat Taco Bell AND deliciously authentic Mexican food. You can have both.)
Then I saw the video last night while treadmilling at the gym, and I started paying attention to the lyrics. Close-captioning is so handy that way. Lyrics are here, but have an excerpt:
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right
These aren't that bad on their own. Spoiled and obnoxious, sure, but it's the video which really pisses me off. I suppose it's possible I didn't glance up for the first few seconds of it at the girlfriend in question killed Avril's puppy or something, but as far as I can tell, the plotty part of the video is about Avril and her friends being horrible, horrible bitches to this girl who did nothing to them. She gets hit by a mini-golf ball, falls into a pond full of sludge, and gets tricked into slamming into a port-a-potty which then falls over. The video ends with Avril congratulating herself for being such a cunt and wriggling on her boy, who I guess just abandons his unfortunate girlfriend.
What the fuck?! Look, I realize pop music is not exactly something you listen to to find role models, but since when did being a total bitch for some guy's holy cock become such a great thing? This song is basically a less skanky version of that Dontcha. Ugh, I fucking hate it. The girls in the video were SO obnoxious that I seriously thought it might be a parody until the end.
The worst part is I still really like the sound of the song. But fuck you, Avril, you're not getting a fucking dime from me for it.
Then I saw the video last night while treadmilling at the gym, and I started paying attention to the lyrics. Close-captioning is so handy that way. Lyrics are here, but have an excerpt:
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right
These aren't that bad on their own. Spoiled and obnoxious, sure, but it's the video which really pisses me off. I suppose it's possible I didn't glance up for the first few seconds of it at the girlfriend in question killed Avril's puppy or something, but as far as I can tell, the plotty part of the video is about Avril and her friends being horrible, horrible bitches to this girl who did nothing to them. She gets hit by a mini-golf ball, falls into a pond full of sludge, and gets tricked into slamming into a port-a-potty which then falls over. The video ends with Avril congratulating herself for being such a cunt and wriggling on her boy, who I guess just abandons his unfortunate girlfriend.
What the fuck?! Look, I realize pop music is not exactly something you listen to to find role models, but since when did being a total bitch for some guy's holy cock become such a great thing? This song is basically a less skanky version of that Dontcha. Ugh, I fucking hate it. The girls in the video were SO obnoxious that I seriously thought it might be a parody until the end.
The worst part is I still really like the sound of the song. But fuck you, Avril, you're not getting a fucking dime from me for it.
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When I say to you NO NO NO
You know I’m really thinkin’ YES YES YES
I don’t wanna say NO NO NO
Want you to make me say YES YES YES
J-Pop! The perfect soundtrack for your next date rape!
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I'm not an Avril fan, but I have seen the video in question and I just wanted to note, Avril is not just the BF stealing bitch, but she is also the Girlfriend,
Brunette = Mischievous Avril
Red Head = Stuck up Girlfriend Avril
Blonde = Narrator Avril
Perhaps this is a commentary in that all women are capable of being both the victim and the perpetrator of boy stealing.
UGH...
I spent too much time studying Communications in college :-/
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Also, why does someone HAVE to be the victim? Why does the guy have to be led by his dick instead of sticking with his girl?
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Women sing about men being dogs all the time, its basically a standard archetype. Nobody wants to hear a song about people being happy and getting along thats just boring. People wanna listen to heartbreak and spite.
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But yes, the video gives redhead!Avril only the sin of dressing preppily/conservatively as excuse to go all Mean Girls on her.
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since when are these people adults?
They make Steve Carell on the Office look mature.
Have you ever watch E!?
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Marry me.
Or be my new mama. Whichever seems better to you.
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That said, the new Avril song...er...yeah, the lyrics are atrocious, and the video makes me want to pull her hair. She's crossing genres in a way that...doesn't make any sense. Poppunk, that she's doing now, is generally all happy yay! And being all "Hi! I'm the twattiest twat in twatville!" is not poppunk.
And yeah, I love that she arbitrarily hates the girlfriend, when the only thing she's done is a) date a boy she likes and b) is a prep...and this from a girl who, when not making music, drips Chanel.
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I agree on the J/foreign-pop - even if the lyric is trash, you wouldn't know; except the Japanese loves to butcher English way too much...
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I love some of the Anna Tsuchiya as Nana lyrics, they're awesomely terrible.
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I'm sorry but as a fellow Asian, I detest how incorporating random broken English in your everyday speech is considered cool.
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Mika Nakashima FTW.
in ur journal, readin ur entries
But Avril's married. What's she got to whine about?
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