Still sick, but maybe a meme will inspire my brain to heal itself

[effervescible]

Stolen from ekaterinn: If you make up titles for stories I didn't write, I will respond with details
of those non-written stories.

Comments

[raynos.livejournal.com]

Tick tick tick BOOM

Alternatively: TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART
(You should know where that came from *wink*)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"Tick tick tick BOOM": Months/years after the war, when Ichigo has had Aichi under control for ages and is living a relatively normal life, Aichi takes his chance and makes a break for it when Ichigo's off at college and far from immediate help.

"TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART": Rukia is bitten by a werewolf. Renji and Ichigo vow to save her from a life of milkbones and dog collars but have trouble with the fact that werewolves have their own sexuality and they kinda want to top something furry. Komamura is involved somehow. Crack humor fic.

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Breathe and Stop, or Porch

Itunes shuffle ftw!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"Breathe and Stop": How Byakuya fell for Hisana and never quite stopped falling, even after other things did.

"Porch": Someone's inner world. Hanging out on the front porch for long talks with their zanpakutou.

[franwi.livejournal.com]

I'm randomly selecting anime fic titles on ff.net from shows I've never seen. Love to hear these as non-written Bleach fics!

Apocalypse Meow

Truth or Dare: BoBoBo Style! (???)

HUNGRY HEARTS: If You're Hungry Eat Your Heart! (yikes, what a title)

Under The Cowboy Hat

The Fiend and the Fist

[jaina.livejournal.com]

XD oh man, I'm gonna edit some of these if that's okay.

"Apocalypse Meow": When Yoruichi first became a cat and, in a fit of immaturity, had a ton of fun torturing people she knew with this ability

"Truth or Dare": Orihime hosts a sleepover for Rukia, Tatsuki, Chizuru and a couple of other girls from school during the arrancar arc. The game is played, chaos ensues. Renji and Ichigo get tortured during some dares.

"HUNGRY HEARTS: If You're Hungry Eat Your Heart!": Aichi gets the chance to REALLY eat Ichigo, for keeps, and figures out if that's really what he wants to do to his King.

"Under the Cowboy Hat": How Isshin met Masaki.

"The Fiend and the Fist": Chad meets his best friend's hollow for the first time. Aichi and Chad have some quality time.

[franwi.livejournal.com]

"Apocalypse Meow" definitely sounds like a fitting fic for Yoruichi! Love it.

The game is played, chaos ensues. Renji and Ichigo get tortured during some dares. This made me giggle so much imagining their "Huh? Wha?" confusion over what the girls might have done.

Aichi gets the chance to REALLY eat Ichigo, for keeps, and figures out if that's really what he wants to do to his King. Oooh, that sounds interesting - of course in my imagination he realizes it's NOT. ;)

"Under the Cowboy Hat": How Isshin met Masaki. I don't know if it's the vision of Isshin in a cowboy hat, or the thought of their first encounter that makes me smile so much at this.

"The Fiend and the Fist": Chad meets his best friend's hollow for the first time. Aichi and Chad have some quality time. Um... that sounds very S&S (no M involved) XD

[sophiap.livejournal.com]

Bring Me to Life

No, I couldn't do that to you...

Three Can Live as Cheaply as One

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I think that would have to be in my sitcom `verse. Aichi, Rukia and Ichigo try to find an apartment suitable to all of them that'll actually take them.

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

Millions and Millions of Doughnuts

[jaina.livejournal.com]

After the end of Trigun, Vash has to consider real employment, and being an outlaw gunslinger doesn't count. What does he want to do with his life? Somehow he ends up working at a bakery.

[ekaterinn.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh man, that's scarily perfect!

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I think I read that fic!

[utenatai.livejournal.com]

Dead Men Tell No Tales

[jaina.livejournal.com]

The story of Isshin's rise to captaincy and falling from his position as he falls in love, as told to a disbelieving few folks at a bar one night after Masaki died from a progressively more drunken Isshin. You know I'd never write it because I'm waiting for Kt to tell us, though.

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

Burn the length and breadth of sky

Every wave a kiss

Sour As Oranges

Different Kind of Black

Do I Dare to Eat a Peach?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"Burn the length and breadth of sky": In Ichigo's world, its sunset for Zangetsu. Quiet musings from a zanpakutou who's giving way to the Hollow inside when he can't do anything, because what he did to save Ichigo is what allowed this to happen.

"Every wave a kiss": Arroniro POV. The ninth espada's memories of Miyako, Rukia and Hueco Mundo, all mixed up and confused together. Love and hate holding hands.

"Sour As Oranges": Young!Matsumoto and Gin. On what you have to live with to survive and what you can't.

"Different Kind of Black": Isshin attempts his first mortal career post Soul Society: mortician

OR

Post-Akia fic. Now a Visored, Rukia has to learn to deal with what she is. She doesn't want to be one of them, but she can't be just a shinigami anymore, even though she's doing her damndest.

"Do I Dare to Eat a Peach?" Momo/Hitsugaya pr0n. I'm going to hell.

[starvinbohemian.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I hardcore champion you to write that Kaiencar fic.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Aizen! the Musical

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think that's all the detail such a fic needs.

Aizen musing over what to do to get the hogyoku back! "How do you solve a problem like Rukia?~"

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Women and Whiskey

Fire on the mountain top

and

Calgon take me away and throw away the key