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effervescible) wrote2007-02-24 01:07 am
effervescible) wrote2007-02-24 01:07 am
Late night Friday chat with Megan and me
meggier1: Dammit, why won't Rukia just take over SS already?
jainax: XD she would be a tyrant
meggier1: She would be an enlightened despot!
meggier1: Sort of
jainax: She'd like to think so
meggier1: See, that's the issue. Whenever I think about who should lead the revolution of Soul Society, I think of Rukia. Whenever I think of who would run SS after the revolution is over... I get no one because everyone there IS FUCKING INSANE.
jainax: Hanatarou can be her vice-president?
meggier1: Awww, that would be so cute
jainax: GOD IT WOULD
jainax: he gets a smart little office
meggier1: Which he would be absolutely meticulous about. Everything in its proper place.
meggier1: And he'd follow Rukia around like a puppy.
jainax: With a clipboard.
meggier1: GOD YES
jainax: I LOVE THIS IMAGE
meggier1: ME TOO
jainax: LET'S CREATE HER CABINET.
meggier1: OKAY!
jainax: Ichigo = secret service? Cuz he's great at protection, but, and I don't want to insult his brain because he IS smart, I don't see him so much with a brainier job. Give him what he's good at.
meggier1: Problem is, could he just stand there and not say anything all day long? Except, of course, when he's barking out orders into his ear piece in code?
meggier1: See, he's totally the first wife.
jainax: If this means I get Ichigo in a sensible dress suit with pearl earrings, I'm all for it.
meggier1: It does!
jainax: FIRST WIFE IT IS!
meggier1: Renji is Secretary of State because that is the post you give your best friend. (Hi, CONDY!)
jainax: What about Renji? I'm not sure if the position but I see him slapping around and terrifying lower-level staffers a lot.
jainax: Ooh, beat me to it
jainax: Okay!
jainax: Ikkaku makes fun of him for being a secretary.
meggier1: Hee! So what does she declare him Secretary of as punishment?
jainax: I think she declares him Secretary of Stupid Eyebrows when he annoys her
meggier1: I like that thought.
jainax: Thanks!
jainax: Jidanbou = Secretary of Homeland Security?
meggier1: Except he is far too honorable. Lets people in when they beat him.
meggier1: He would be an excellent Secretary of Labor!
jainax: That works!
meggier1: YAY!
meggier1: So, that leads us back to Homeland Security!
meggier1: WHO IN SS REMINDS ME OF MY FORMER GOVERNOR?
jainax: You'd know!
meggier1: KENPACHI
jainax: oh jesus
meggier1: *giggles*
meggier1: It's that or Defense. *G*
jainax: Nah, he's way offensive.
jainax: I dunno, I think he deserves a new position. Like Secretary of Breaking Shit.
meggier1: Oh, so we are making up positions? I can do that, too!
meggier1: I like Secretary of Breaking Shit!
meggier1: And Yumi can be Secretary of Pretty.
jainax: Well, some. We have to fill the old ones, but there can be new ones.
meggier1: Ah
jainax: Yumi is ALREADY the Secretary of Pretty, so I agree
meggier1: There we go!
jainax: What's Byakuya?
meggier1: Attorney General?
meggier1: He likes the rules. Lawyers like rules...
jainax: Works for me!
jainax: Unohana is Secretary of Education.
meggier1: Not Health and Human Services?
jainax: OH. Forgot. Okay, she's that.
meggier1: Education should be Nanao! Because she wears glasses!
jainax: And carries a book!
jainax: Yachiru is the Secretary of Lollies.
meggier1: I think we should combine that with something! Like blood! Lollies and Blood!
jainax: Lollies and Blood. I like it. It's a special combination.
jainax: Sometimes she jams a lolly stick into your eye and lo, blood.
meggier1: LA LA LA LOLLIPOPS AND BLOOD
meggier1: YES
meggier1: Kira can be Secretary of Emo
meggier1: Which I just read as Secretary of Elmo
meggier1: *shakes head*
jainax: OH OH SOI FON CAN BE SECRET SERVICE
jainax: Kira would never giggle and wiggle like that unless Matsumoto slips him the special sake.
meggier1: YES! SOI FON WOULD ROCK AT SECRET SERVICE
jainax: AS SHE IS IN FACT A NINJA.
meggier1: YES
jainax: And also a lesbian, so hey, no homophobia in THIS administration.
meggier1: Nope! None at all!
jainax: Is that everything? Or does that cover the basics?
meggier1: I feel like we should give Daddy Captain a job. Because he is Daddy Captain
jainax: Veterans Affairs? He's really old and has seen a lot of fighters under his command, so I bet he cares about such things.
meggier1: Okay!
meggier1: Well, I think that's all the cabinet Rukia needs! Unless we want to make Ran the Secretary of Breasts.
jainax: Works for me.
jainax: XD she would be a tyrant
meggier1: She would be an enlightened despot!
meggier1: Sort of
jainax: She'd like to think so
meggier1: See, that's the issue. Whenever I think about who should lead the revolution of Soul Society, I think of Rukia. Whenever I think of who would run SS after the revolution is over... I get no one because everyone there IS FUCKING INSANE.
jainax: Hanatarou can be her vice-president?
meggier1: Awww, that would be so cute
jainax: GOD IT WOULD
jainax: he gets a smart little office
meggier1: Which he would be absolutely meticulous about. Everything in its proper place.
meggier1: And he'd follow Rukia around like a puppy.
jainax: With a clipboard.
meggier1: GOD YES
jainax: I LOVE THIS IMAGE
meggier1: ME TOO
jainax: LET'S CREATE HER CABINET.
meggier1: OKAY!
jainax: Ichigo = secret service? Cuz he's great at protection, but, and I don't want to insult his brain because he IS smart, I don't see him so much with a brainier job. Give him what he's good at.
meggier1: Problem is, could he just stand there and not say anything all day long? Except, of course, when he's barking out orders into his ear piece in code?
meggier1: See, he's totally the first wife.
jainax: If this means I get Ichigo in a sensible dress suit with pearl earrings, I'm all for it.
meggier1: It does!
jainax: FIRST WIFE IT IS!
meggier1: Renji is Secretary of State because that is the post you give your best friend. (Hi, CONDY!)
jainax: What about Renji? I'm not sure if the position but I see him slapping around and terrifying lower-level staffers a lot.
jainax: Ooh, beat me to it
jainax: Okay!
jainax: Ikkaku makes fun of him for being a secretary.
meggier1: Hee! So what does she declare him Secretary of as punishment?
jainax: I think she declares him Secretary of Stupid Eyebrows when he annoys her
meggier1: I like that thought.
jainax: Thanks!
jainax: Jidanbou = Secretary of Homeland Security?
meggier1: Except he is far too honorable. Lets people in when they beat him.
meggier1: He would be an excellent Secretary of Labor!
jainax: That works!
meggier1: YAY!
meggier1: So, that leads us back to Homeland Security!
meggier1: WHO IN SS REMINDS ME OF MY FORMER GOVERNOR?
jainax: You'd know!
meggier1: KENPACHI
jainax: oh jesus
meggier1: *giggles*
meggier1: It's that or Defense. *G*
jainax: Nah, he's way offensive.
jainax: I dunno, I think he deserves a new position. Like Secretary of Breaking Shit.
meggier1: Oh, so we are making up positions? I can do that, too!
meggier1: I like Secretary of Breaking Shit!
meggier1: And Yumi can be Secretary of Pretty.
jainax: Well, some. We have to fill the old ones, but there can be new ones.
meggier1: Ah
jainax: Yumi is ALREADY the Secretary of Pretty, so I agree
meggier1: There we go!
jainax: What's Byakuya?
meggier1: Attorney General?
meggier1: He likes the rules. Lawyers like rules...
jainax: Works for me!
jainax: Unohana is Secretary of Education.
meggier1: Not Health and Human Services?
jainax: OH. Forgot. Okay, she's that.
meggier1: Education should be Nanao! Because she wears glasses!
jainax: And carries a book!
jainax: Yachiru is the Secretary of Lollies.
meggier1: I think we should combine that with something! Like blood! Lollies and Blood!
jainax: Lollies and Blood. I like it. It's a special combination.
jainax: Sometimes she jams a lolly stick into your eye and lo, blood.
meggier1: LA LA LA LOLLIPOPS AND BLOOD
meggier1: YES
meggier1: Kira can be Secretary of Emo
meggier1: Which I just read as Secretary of Elmo
meggier1: *shakes head*
jainax: OH OH SOI FON CAN BE SECRET SERVICE
jainax: Kira would never giggle and wiggle like that unless Matsumoto slips him the special sake.
meggier1: YES! SOI FON WOULD ROCK AT SECRET SERVICE
jainax: AS SHE IS IN FACT A NINJA.
meggier1: YES
jainax: And also a lesbian, so hey, no homophobia in THIS administration.
meggier1: Nope! None at all!
jainax: Is that everything? Or does that cover the basics?
meggier1: I feel like we should give Daddy Captain a job. Because he is Daddy Captain
jainax: Veterans Affairs? He's really old and has seen a lot of fighters under his command, so I bet he cares about such things.
meggier1: Okay!
meggier1: Well, I think that's all the cabinet Rukia needs! Unless we want to make Ran the Secretary of Breasts.
jainax: Works for me.
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It was with serious positions, thou, and different anime. Like, Astroboy was the emperor, and Kayabuki from Ghost in the Shell was Prime Minister; Yamamoto was Minister of Defense or something like that, and the rest of the captains filled the cabinet.
Ah! Found it.
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Sousuke Aizen
Minister of Defense: Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryuusai
Minister of Education: Mayuri Kurotsuchi
Minister of The Environment: Juushirou Ukitake
Minister of Finance: Gin Ichimaru
Minister of the Interior: Kenpachi Zaraki
Minister of Health: Retsu Unohana
Minister of Justice: Byakuya Kuchiki
Minister of Culture: Kyouraku Shunsui
This is serious business. :B