[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD YOU THINK I LIKE BLEACH I DON'T UNDERSTAND

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No i thought you liked "Publishers Weekly"
You do all that PW fan fic

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT I DON'T WRITE PW PORN

(THAT'S WHAT THE ACRONYM PWP MEANS)

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh come on
Its nothing to be ashamed of
I especially loved the one where writer Thomas J. McLean used his rugged good looks to seduce Assistant Editor Isabell Taylor into publishing his article about Manga and Graphic Novel Sales

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude everyone knows McLean is gay for Vice-President of Sales Bob Marx. MARXLEAN FTW.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Thats why it was soooo fucked up
Like Wha?
But ur gay?
Poor Bob he was never the same after that

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
ON THE COPIER. Man that was fucked up. Who knew the glass would break so easily.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah but that security video is still on the Boss's desk, When he gets back from Aruba shit is going to hit the fan!

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude I think we should totally co-write a fic it would be so great!!!!!!

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
does it have to be about publisher's weekly?

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno...I hear the Periodicals Monthly crowd is really wanky.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
PM fan fic?

Jesus, What am I 16?

could we write it entirely in LJ comment format?

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
this is the longest Publisher's weekly thread I've ever been a part of.

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't start with your dirty talk mister

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha
Its also the hardest thread about publishers weekly Ive ever had.

Who says I have too much time on my hands

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Andre McNoltie was sitting in the conference room nervously waiting.
Sure he had some writing chops; The Printed Page Bimonthly, Periodicals Monthly, but this This was the BIG TIME, Publisher’s Weekly.
He used to steal his mom’s Publisher’s weekly and hide away under the covers long hour’s into the night just him and the magic world it unfolded for him.
Sure he had heard the stories about the place, the sex, the drugs, but those were surely just urban legends no work place could be THAT wild.
As this thought occurred to him a disheveled man walked in “Hello You must be Mr. McNoltie, I’m The Head of HR Harold Enjunen” He gave him a firm handshake and looked him in the eye.
“you have an impressive resume, but I’m not sure if you are Publisher’s Weekly material”
Andre said “this is where I have wanted to work since I was a kid. I will do anything to prove to you I am ready for this position”
Harold’s eye brown rose and he said “Anything?”…..

Re: Who says I have too much time on my hands

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...

oh my god

Re: Who says I have too much time on my hands

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah i get bored at work easy
Slashy enough for you?

Re: Who says I have too much time on my hands

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh baby.

[identity profile] flouritephoenix.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
My friend and roommate [livejournal.com profile] filmg33k is going to be in NY on business all next week. Wanna entertain her? It's okay if you don't. :-)

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-10-25 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Bleaaah, I can't believe I forgot to reply to this by now! Might be too late, but if she wants, she can call or e-mail me or something :) Is a pain in the ass to get into Manhattan after work during the week, but weekend's a possibility if she's still around.

[identity profile] flouritephoenix.livejournal.com 2006-10-25 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually they needed her in meetings here, so she'll be there in a few weeks. Thanks, tho!

[identity profile] flouritephoenix.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
My friend and roommate [livejournal.com profile] filmg33k is going to be in NY on business all next week. Wanna entertain her for an evening or drinks or something? It's okay if you don't. :-) But she's way cool.