effervescible | The Bleach crossover one-liner post of DOOM

Well, since I'm curious, Witch Hunter Robin.

Also, for crackness, SOUND OF MUSIC, SPECIFICALLY THE LONELY GOATHERD SCENE.

(Psst, be glad the 2nd one wasn't Heidi. *wink*)

I hope I got the acronym right...

Doujima insisted that her recent drinking partner was a witch, had to be one, because who else but witches could turn into cats, but the rest of her team just scritched the black kitty under her chin and took Doujima home to sleep it off.

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The Von Trapp children had been brought up well to believe in God the father and Heaven above, but when the auditorium collapsed, bringing their puppet singalong to an early (and deadly) end, they were all quite surprised to see a man dressed in black and pink apparently flirting with Maria.

Yeah, I couldn't make that last one work.

OH OH You did so awesomely with the Witch Hunter Robin one =D

And *snerk* I do believe Ms Maria Von Trapp is rolling in her grave. (It's based on a real story.)(GO WATCH THE MOVIE =DDDDDDD)

Hee. Well, I was going to go with the dream cross of love. (I.E. Bleach/Buffy) but you and I both know that it will just end up with Buffy dying horribly and no one really missing her that much.

SO, AtS/Bleach, Illyria. :-D

"You're no god," Illyria stated calmly as she stared down the black-cloaked figure who dared claim dominion over death itself. "But I am."

Okay, since I just finished my marathon series viewing.... LOST.

Jack, Kate and Sawyer just stared; despite the presence of the Others, they hadn't expected to find a full-fledged tiki-torched bedecked store on the other side of the island. "Welcome to the Shoten." The hat-wearing proprieter flapped his fan. "What can I get for you today?"

Grave of the Fireflies

Ikkaku claimed that he could take on anything and nothing scared him--of course he did, as a proud member of Zaraki's squad--but the day he went to the living world to bring more kids to Soul Society, where they could finally not be hungry, he almost wept.

Do Harry Potter!

(I'd suggest FMA, but the universes don't match at all).

He'd always had plans, but the man who was recently Tom Marvolo Riddle didn't truly begin to blossom until he made a trip to Japan to have a long--and most illuminating--talk with a man named Sousuke.

(Technically FMA could work if you use the movie, but there you go.)

Hmm. House? Familiar with that? Failing that, one of the CSIs?

Gregory House wasn't expecting to die as late in life as he had, and he wasn't expecting to get stuck in some Japan town place when he did, and he especially wasn't expecting to get called in for a consult for some hippie guy with white hair--but he was a doctor, despite everything. "Let's start with a differential diagnosis."

The Last Unicorn ^_^

I want total crack, please & thank you.

After nearly an hour of chasing the poor thing around, Yoruichi finally rolled her eyes and stomped over to tell Kisuke to stop bothering--even though running into a talking unicorn was a most interesting occurrence, he was old and too used to ever get close.

cuz...traditionally only virgins can touch unicorns...yeah I totally cheated on that one.

Bleach and Croc Hunter. Oh snap, that's been done already.

Okay, Bleach and Beetlejuice.

He never thought he'd want to go back to the waiting room, but as the madman wearing a strange mask reached for his shrunken head, eyes gleaming, Beetlejuice thought that whatever this Soul Society place was, he much preferred the Netherworld.

Project Runway.

Despite the fact that he wrote letters home regularly, no one really knew what Ishida was doing in America aside from attending university, until the night the remaining friends flipped over to the station that aired American shows and just stared.

You know it's his true calling.

21 Jump Street. Oh, like you expected me to care that you don't know it? Set-up . . . uh, high school and bad hair?

Damn. Beat me to it. Second vote for Jump Street!

Look up!

The whole class was abuzz at the weird new kid, Kira or whatever his name was. when he arrived, but Johnny's Character just smirked--finally, someone with worse hair than his.

BWAH!

PS: Depp totally had great hair on Jump Street! Please to not be besmirching The Hair of Depp. *sulks*

Maybe he did! I dunno, it's the 80s, hair seemed an obvious target.

Except in my icon, which was non-sequitur hair, I totally agree. Depp was the only one on that show who escaped the terrible eighties hair, though.

Oh, oh! The fake hair in the drug rehab episode was pretty bad. But not 80s and not his own, so he gets a pass. Poor Dustin Nguyen, though - he had the worst 80s hair and outfits of all of the cast.

Oh, the rehab ep! I always forget about that one for some reason. And, really, in about half of season four he combs his hair over his eyes which looks pretty stupid.

Poor Dustin Nguyen, though - he had the worst 80s hair and outfits of all of the cast.

And the worst plots, worst character arcs, *cough*worstacting*cough* . . .

What about the 'Nam arc? That was cool. As far as worst acting, I vote Grieco! The only good moment with him was when Hanson punched him in the face. *totally had a crush on JD first and Nguyen second*

Okay, I'll give him good acting for Christmas In Saigon -- but I suppose I just think he never acted much unless he was angry or in angst mode. No nuance. Doesn't help that they never let him do anything else, and that the one episode that tried to be subtle (Things We Said Today) was an absolute train wreck of unsympathetic guest characters, bad plotting, bad continuity, and so-subtle-it-actually-isn't-there emotion.

Agreed on Grieco. I was shocked at how bad he actually he is, since I have fond childhood memories of If Looks Could Kill and a soft-spot for asshole characters like Booker. But . . . no. I liked the character as a foil for the others, and how deeply they hated him, but not Booker himself and not Grieco. There's a reason the spin-off failed.

*totally had a crush on JD first and Nguyen second*

Awww, but what about Peter DeLuise? A bit chunky, but adorable and also hilarious on the commentaries.

I never had a thing for Peter, really. It's kind of funny, because every girl who watched the show in my high school had a crush on him and thought that I had no taste, as I liked the "two girlie boys." I haven't heard the commentaries because ~~I most certainly didn't download every major Hanson episode on BT~~ I haven't gotten around to buying/renting the DVDs yet. But I'm with you on Grieco. Booker is exactly the type of character I always like, except in this one instance. But he was a good foil - in almost every other Season 4 episode, JD just looked like he wanted out, but he obviously enjoyed punching Booker.

Now that I think about it, didn't they all do their best acting when called upon to angst? Even JD mainly indicated Deep Emotional Conflict by clenching his jaw. It did look pretty, but I'm glad he moved past that particular acting technique. Still, the Angst of Hanson = Swallowed Alive my favorite episode.

Hee, it's great to fangirl Jump Street with someone who doesn't mock me, unlike some people *coughownerofthisjournalcough* XD

I only actually have the S3 DVDs -- all the rest I got through BT as well -- so the only commentary I've heard is Wooly Bullies, which was enough for Peter to win me over. It's not so much a crush, I would say, as an appreciation for his character. The self-deprecating normal guy who is actually fairly extraordinary even though no one notices is very, very much my type of character. I mean, Xander Harris, anyone?

::pointedly ignores age difference between us:: I do find it very funny that Peter DeLuise was considered crush worthy when the show aired. Now you'd be hard pressed to find any fangirls who aren't all about the girly boys.

Now that I think about it, didn't they all do their best acting when called upon to angst?

Weeeell, I'd say that JD did (and still does) his best acting when called upon to act batshit insane. Which is why, even though I adore the pretty of Swallowed Alive, I think I'd rather have Orpheus 3.3, thankyouverymuch.

Hee, it's great to fangirl Jump Street with someone who doesn't mock me, unlike some people *coughownerofthisjournalcough* XD

Heh. Sorry for hi-jacking your journal Jaina! Except that you know I'm totally not! Although, honestly, what's to mock? The show is so uncool and old that it's cult and therefore cool by fandom standards.

Ok, age difference? Age difference?! I shall have you know that I was a sophomore in 1991, so I watched the earlier seasons in reruns, along with fellow classmate fangirls. XD

But, yeah, it's weird that Peter was the guy everyone crushed on. Maybe it was because I was going to school in Brooklyn and there were guys like that in Brooklyn everywhere. Slightly macho, you know? But also goofy so, yes, a bit like Xander. But Xander was never my favorite on Buffy, so.

JD is very good at batshit (Sands), but he's also very good at angst (Edward). He's just good at everything. Whenever I watch a film with him, I forget it's him or all the other roles he played. I was just watching Dead Man the other day and he wasn't even doing much, just being. Some of the other actors today, like Sean Penn, they never let you forget it's them for a second. But, anyway, I love Orpheus, but Swallowed Alive has batshit (the fight) and angst. Thus, win.

Ok, age difference? Age difference?! I shall have you know that I was a sophomore in 1991, so I watched the earlier seasons in reruns, along with fellow classmate fangirls.

And I was a second grader. Which is really neither here nor there. Because geekitude transcends age! And it was only a big gap then. Now? Not so much.

Some of the other actors today, like Sean Penn, they never let you forget it's them for a second. But, anyway, I love Orpheus, but Swallowed Alive has batshit (the fight) and angst. Thus, win.

Argh. exactly. That's what I hate so much about vaunted actors like Jack Nicholson. It's never the character, it's always Jack and I just don't get how that's acting. I love chameleons, the guys who just disappear and you have to be told later who it is. Most of the time I can't even see JD in Jack Sparrow, just like I can't see Gary Oldman in Sirius or Gordon. That's why they rock.

But, anyway, I love Orpheus, but Swallowed Alive has batshit (the fight) and angst. Thus, win.

There's a smidge of crazy, especially when he attempts to explain to Fuller that he's fine, he's the hammer -- but c'mon, Orpheus has his delightfully unbalanced smile to the detectives while he expounds on how being able to pick the pepperoni off a slice of pizza=saving his girlfriend's life. That smile alone is made of win, without even getting into his breakdown about how he only fell in love with his girlfriend once she died. Just. Guh.

In other words, if loving crazies is wrong, I never want to be right. (Seriously, ask Jaina, it's a pathology with me.)

It's true. She loves Knives and Wes. It's a whole big crazy thing.

Don't forget Anakin Skywalker!

Bwahaha! Perfect! Except . . .

but ~~Johnny's Character~~ Hanson just smirked--finally, someone with worse hair than ~~his~~ Penhall's.

Hee. There we go! (Penhall, of course, being Hanson's poor, be-mulleted partner.)

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