effervescible: (quality t-rex fighting)
Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2006-04-19 11:24 pm

omg

George lay there on the Oval Office desk, in all of his cold, naked, and vulnerable glory. Dick looked down at him, his arms caging George, planted on either side of him. A playful smirk tugged at his lips.

"Am I going to have to invade your Iraq, George-chan?" Dick said smugly.

"Baka.." George laughed softly, reaching a hand up to play with the few strands of hair his Cheney-sama had.

They had already found the weapon of mass destruction.

It was love.


*dies thrice*

[identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
the goggles. they do nothing.

[identity profile] girlmitzi.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
my eyes!!!

my beautiful eyes!!!!

[identity profile] angstymcgoth.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T CARE IF THAT WAS A PARODY, OR EVEN THAT IT WAS FUNNY. MY MIND IS SOILED.

You win this round, bitch.

[identity profile] cantspell.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm...so disturbed.

[identity profile] oddrid.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
M:LKSDJF:LKSDJF:LKSJDF:LKJSDF:LKSJDF

OH FUCK I AM SO DEAD NOW

[identity profile] reannon.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Aaah! Aaah! Brain! Hurts!

[identity profile] tiggymalvern.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I remember I once had a brain....

[identity profile] chaosblue.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Who cares if the baby Jesus is crying. I AM CRYING.

[identity profile] dqbunny.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
OMG! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[identity profile] zarahemla.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
YOU SICKO. YOU SICK, SICK, SICKO. THis is worse than Dukes of Hazzard slash.

[identity profile] redtheda.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
BRAIN BLEACH!! where did I leave the brain bleach....

That was hilarious....thanks.

[identity profile] sophiap.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Just for that, I'm going to force you read the Kissinger RPS a friend of mine wrote.

(still laughing - that was brilliant)

[identity profile] arafel.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
*weeps softly*

[identity profile] kimiden.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*explodes*

[identity profile] bejiin.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
; ; teh sorrow

[identity profile] scathachdhu.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
So, so wrong.

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahahahahahhaha

President + Vice President /Gay = Hilarity!

[identity profile] kudzita.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...I...I...why, Jaina? WHY DID YOU UNLEASH THIS HORROR?

[identity profile] sarcasticval.livejournal.com 2006-04-21 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hee hee hee.

Oh, was I supposed to be horrified? Oopsie.

[identity profile] sache.livejournal.com 2006-04-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
BWA HA HA HA HA
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[identity profile] irenak.livejournal.com 2006-04-21 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please.

Everyone knows Cheney/Rumsfeld are the true OTP of *this* White House.

Now, Alito/Roberts, that's just hot