effervescible: (does jesus have to choke a bitch?)
Jaina ([personal profile] effervescible) wrote2006-03-23 10:29 am
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Badger badger badger badger MENSES MENSES

UTERUS: Okay guys! Got a plan this month!
ASSORTED TUBEY BITS: O RLY?
UTERUS: Totally. Okay, the Big Boss hates when this whole "bleed but don't die" thing gets drawn out, right? I think we should try and get it done ALL AT ONCE!
ASSORTED TUBEY BITS: Hmm...we're not sure we can do that. We only have so much capacity, after all. But hey, we can cramp the shit out of ourselves in order to try, at least!
UTERUS: Score! GO TEAM GIRLBITS!

[identity profile] tigerlilyaj.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a sex ed teacher who told a roomful of 10 yr old girls that our menstrual cramps would feel like a giant was wringing out our uteri like washcloths.
Nice.
Happy tampon changing!

[identity profile] nothingjerk.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
just had images of blood gushing like an itchy and scrtachy cartoon

[identity profile] jaina.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish. Then I could just, like, sit naked in a bathtub for a day and eat bon-bons and be done with it.

[identity profile] thesunshine.livejournal.com 2006-03-24 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
amen
ext_11210: (CSI:NY//Mac & Stella//fandom likes to gi)

[identity profile] powerof3.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*ded*

[identity profile] chaosblue.livejournal.com 2006-03-23 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
BWAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!