There's etiquette hell and then there's this

[effervescible]

http://www.i-do.com.au/network/ShowArticle.asp?article=790&topic=186&host=9

I am physically cringing as I read this stuff.

Comments

[silveraspen]

The levels of wrong are almost too many to quickly count.

Ow. Just, ow.

[dialogue.livejournal.com]

When it comes to wedding courtesies,
a cutesy bit of verse
will make the greed and tackiness
and groaning that much worse!

[dialogue.livejournal.com]

and this one totally sounds like you're having a nudist ceremony:

In little less than formal wear...
we hope your smile will greet us there!

[tigerlilyaj.livejournal.com]

Are you sure that's not in jest? Seriously, there's a point where they suggest *underlining* an esp inappropriate request...Hmm, you should change the header to catch skullauren's eye, since it is an Aussie site.
It's hard to judge b/c some of things mentioned really are fine and acceptable in some places.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm really thinking parody though. Or maybe that's my clinging hope, I get those confused.

[tigerlilyaj.livejournal.com]

Amen to that. ;-)

[belladonna.livejournal.com]

Okay, all the strange requests aside, the rhyming makes me want to vomit yellow roses.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so. I am horrified TWICE.

[bejiin.livejournal.com]

And what makes it that much worse is she's hideous! And who sends out wedding invitations in couplets... really? Poor Emily Post.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

What. The Hell.

[powerof3.livejournal.com]

Er, what? Why?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Why am I cringing or why did someone write that stuff?

[powerof3.livejournal.com]

Why would someone write that stuff in an advice column?

I get why you're cringing. I twitched when I read it.

*snogs you randomly*

[jaina.livejournal.com]

!!!

*is besnogged*

[lul1aby.livejournal.com]

WTfuckity? Why is there a verse in every answer? *vomits*