An less-depressing link than the last one

[effervescible]

Abstinence Only dot com.

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[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Oh, damn, that is priceless! I'm especially fond of the mission statement XD

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

I like how I've got that loading in one tab, and then another one full of porn right next to it. Irony!

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')

Okay...now that right there just fucking killed me.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

That's hysterical. I love the homosexual abstinence page.

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

Engage in wholesome sports activities or play board games like checkers, chess or Monopoly!

Sweet! Count me in!

[yma2.livejournal.com]

Oh dude! That is so SWEET! I mean, it's not for me. But if it was this is the way I'd do it! I didn't look through all the site by any means, but they actually seemed... well... reasonable. It's a bit strange, but it's nice. I loved their section on homosexuality. I just poped in and the way they get round the bible thing is great! Man shall not sleep with man like he sleeps with woman. Fine, missionaries out, but other than that...
And the little sign they had at the bottom there was priceless! it's a picture of Jesus with...
'Hate Fags? You're probably gay. Get councelling.'
Great stuff!
~A bit nieve, but so very sweet. I love the 'keep your clothes on,' but. With about five paragraphs devoted to how to clothes-mastibate a woman and one, very short one about how to do it to a man. I wondre what that says... hummm....
Thanks, that's a really sweet site and it's kind of restored my faith in christiantiy after that last site.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

I thought that was serious all the way till the "masturbate through your clothing" part.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

It was the

For the gals: you’re off the hook. Anything goes. As far as the Lord’s concerned, it’s Beaver Season all year ‘round.

that did it for me.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

AH! You have an icon of that comic! I *LOVE* that comic!

[kajivar]

I will never look at a hotdog the same way.

[noctimark.livejournal.com]

Faith f*cking. This isn't a pun... but holy crap that's funny.
On that note, no chilli-dogs for moi anytime soon. *eye twitch*

[enogitna.livejournal.com]

"To sublimate the sexual tension between us we like to launch billions of dollars worth of high explosives from aircraft and submarines into heavily
populated urban areas in the Middle East. " signed Condi Rice. Awesome.

This website is teh funnie.

[biscayne.livejournal.com]

That was hilarious.