Huh. Not quite Vash (or Wolfwood) as a woman, but...

[effervescible]

Interesting nonetheless.

Also, WHAT THE FUCKETH?

eta best title ever and a rare WolfwoodxMeryl for those interested.

Shit happens!

Comments

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

I have yet to see Vash as a woman (saw Wolfwood -- looked like Wolfwood with a closer shave) but that first one made me laugh out loud.

I don't quite know what's going on in the second one and I'm not sure I want to.

[buttercup0222.livejournal.com]

ohjesusmogaehgfhmvg!

*cries*

WHY????

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

I'm actually rather intrigued by that first one, mainly because both Vash and Wolfwood look so enraged over the prospect of either one of them in a bridal gown XD

And the second? DISTURBING.

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the first one's obviously a very bad image for both of them, just as it is for us!

I really hate the bodybuilder on steroids look. It's just gross.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and the cut-off Meryl shirt really isn't complimenting it.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering if someone suggested marriage and they're all "BUT WHO'S THE BRIDE?"

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

And Wolfwood's all, "obviously not me, I already have a suit!!"

[tiggymalvern.livejournal.com]

Looks like it's Brad making the suggestions - guess he's really keen to keep Vash out of Jessica's way XD

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Seriously XD He almost looks reduced to tears.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Vash's coat DOES sometimes look like a dress...

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

XD And Wolfwood'll probably be doing the service anyway, so he can't much be in a dress for that (does the Catholic priest-thing count?) Maybe they'd compromise and have Luida preform the ceremony. And Milly and Meryl can be bride's maids XD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

At first, Meryl would be all "Two guys in a wedding? Okay..." but once she adjusted her efficient little mind to the idea, she would TAKE CHARGE and make sure everything was perfect with the caterer and the dj and boss everyone around with bridal etiquette tips.

Oh wait. I'm the het fan. That means I can't even consider any slashiness and I must only talk about Vash in a wedding with Meryl, right? Mustn't upset the status quo.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Exactly--Meryl would really just be standing at the alter sobbing while Milly sued for alimony child support. And then Knives would show up DRAMATICALLY!! right as V and W were saying their 'I dos' and would steal Vash away at the last minute.

...what?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

You know, I bet that fic's been written.

Speaking of Knives swooping in, I actually have a dj where Vash and Meryl are having teh cute seductive hot smoochies and through the window you see something flying closer...and closer...and it's Knives, busting in to interrupt the moment like he was Superman or something.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

That Knives sure knows how to crash a party. What happened next, he stole Vash Meryl away for hot sex0r?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Actually, Wolfwood kicks in the door (mayeb they're being too noisy) and since Vash and Knives are vampires in this book, they're all "OW OW OW OW OW OW" from the cross punisher. Hee. Betcha didn't see THAT coming.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

XD XD

No, I didn't really expect that, but I really, really like it. Reminds me of this. Who's it by?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Hee. Dunno about that pic, but the doujinshi is by Pannya Soup, my favorite circle. I have the first book scanned here or here and snippets from the third here. Vash be a sexy, sexy vampire.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Scans! Yay!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I love these books way more than I should, considering how I'd probably scoff if they were fic. But the art is so pretty and Vash is a sexy, sexy vampire and there's angst and macking...

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Vash mack-age is always awesome. I can only remember one vampire fic (yaoi--I dunno if there's anything else in your screwy het-verse XD) and it was awful. And the author didn't write anything past the second chapter, sadly enough.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

There's one surprisingly decent het fic, made moreso by the fact that it actually focuses on the plot more than the macking, but it hasn't been finished yet.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

And I meant, 'who's your doujinshi by?' in that last comment, not who the picture was by...>_

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

but once she adjusted her efficient little mind to the idea, she would TAKE CHARGE and make sure everything was perfect with the caterer and the dj and boss everyone around with bridal etiquette tips.
Dude, I should write that.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Do it!