*saucy grin*

[effervescible]

Tell me something dirty.

Comments

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

BDN x Knives.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I said dirty, not STUPID.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Then it should come as no surprise that this was listed as one of MF's favorite pairings.

[yourmomsayshi.livejournal.com]

I want to do you in the butt.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

But I don't have a butt.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Tossed salad.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

What kind of dressing?

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

Jelly or syrup is standard...so I've heard.

[plaindot.livejournal.com]

cold hands.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Warm heart.

[sophiap.livejournal.com]

The floor underneath my stove.

(Oh. Wait. That's not the kind of dirty you meant, is it?)

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It's okay to put the testicle in your mouth, but not to actually suck on it. Never suck.

>^..^

[kyburg.livejournal.com]

Worms and dirt. So there!

errr..

[gurubob.livejournal.com]

e. coli.
uranium-235
exxon valdiz
bhopal
chernobyl

[osl.livejournal.com]

Your mom.

I typed this with one hand, btw.

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

Shit, Dan beat me to it. XD

So... um...

I have to change my panties now.

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

I stepped in mud yesterday.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

My room for the past three months.

[caitlin.livejournal.com]

*ahem* Any athelete's gym socks after they've been training for a while.

*runs*

(ok, ok... Mulder's porn collection... and he does have one...)

C.

[sache.livejournal.com]

My entire place of employment.

[irenak.livejournal.com]

The juvies who rented skis from us after spending six weeks in back country.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

My icon.

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

Last night... <3