Rar.

[effervescible]

*checks the nobaby pills* Yep, last week before the placebos. I can tell because I get all...well, not quite pissy. Spoiling for an intarweb fight more like. (Well, doesn't have to be the internet, but the only real life outlet I currently have loses to the apathy I feel about the whole thing.) Okay, not gonna do this. Will be GOOD. Will NOT be bitchy, even if I'm darn good at it. WILL SMILE AND BE PLEASANT DAMMIT.

God, I have so much to do this week. I think about it and I want to die.

AND WHY THE HELL IS THERE A CAKE SHAPED LIKE A SOCK MONKEY ON TV?

Comments

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Choke a bitch! I'm an enabler!

>^..^

[jetpack-monkey.livejournal.com]

The real question is why aren't there more cakes shaped like sock monkeys on TV?

[powerof3.livejournal.com]

My question exactly.

[angstymcgoth.livejournal.com]

Maybe this is why MF can't go for more than a month wanking?

[kudzita.livejournal.com]

Did you know that the Pill, in German, is the Anti-Baby Pille?

One of the reasons why I love German so much.

[lyria.livejournal.com]

Better question: Why did the awesome cake with robots not win? Because, dude, robots are cool. Although I have to admit that the winning cake was awesome.

The only one, I thought, that should not have had a shot at the prize was the stupid Cake Diva merry-go-round. It didn't even look like a real carousel!

[uiggu.livejournal.com]

I had the worst menstrual cramps of my life on Saturday -- it felt like I was being repeatedly punched by someone holding a big fuck-off breadknife -- and passed out in a Starbucks.

...

Embarassing? You might say that.