Rant #1: Spongebob supporting the gay agenda

[effervescible]

Okay y'all, this has got to stop. Cleaning supplies used to be good and decent--they represented America! And the sponge was corrupted by those tree-killing baby-hugging liberals (or does it go the other way?). It was used to prevent innocent babies from being born! We all know that every sperm is sacred--every little swimmer it steered by the SOUL of an infant; and infant who gets trapped in the tangles of the sponge, never to be conceived!

And now? Now! A sponge is supporting those homersexuals, the ones who are ruining the educational system and single-handedly causing marriage licenses to burst into flame by their very presence! And those godless animators are using the evil sponge to promote their agenda of sin! I bet they've been influenced by the Japanese devils. Everyone knows they glorify pornography over there--some of it involves gays, too!

I say this stops today! Reject the spawn of Satan, the icon of youthful seduction! DOWN WITH SPONGEBOB!

This tongue-in-cheek rant was written for fadingembers

Comments

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Crap, the infiltration didn't start with SpongeBob! Bert and Ernie have been living together for years! In front of the children!

[queen-sharpie.livejournal.com]

*shock* OMG *dies*

Really, I just don't understand what the deal about Spongebob is. Some religous groups/whatever like to take things way too far.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

As Jon Stewart Said:

He's Here!
He lives in a pineapple under the sea!
GET USED TO IT!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I'm terribly sad I missed seeing that when it aired. Must see if someone has a clip somewhere.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

try daily_show's RSS feed.

[queen-sharpie.livejournal.com]

I saw that one. <3 Jon Stewart is awesome.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Heart, babe. Heart.

>^..^

[schizoscribe.livejournal.com]

[Patiently waiting for Rant #2.]