Things learned from watching my last Jem DVD tonight

[effervescible]

1) Jerrica is a whore
2) Jem is a whore
3) Rio is a whore twice
4) Ba Nee's mother was a whore
5) Kimber is a super-whore

So in conclusion, Jem?  Full of whores.  And that's...pretty cool, actually.

Comments

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Jem has DVDs out? Hot fucking tuna. I need them. They must released She-Ra on DVD. If Jem's about whores, She-Ra's about lesbians.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for a while now. I think the next set is coming out soon, actually. It's funny; I adore Jem more now than when I was little (for different reasons, obviously) but She-Ra I find boring now. I found this out when we realized that our local video store had both. Our local video store ROCKS.

[donna-c-punk.livejournal.com]

Yow. Checked Amazon.com for She-Ra. They're selling the DVDs separately at 25 bucks a pop. I see Jem, too. And so many other shows from my childhood.

With all the 80s toys/icons coming back, I feel like I'm 10 again. I never stopped acting 10, though. Heh heh.

[musicwench.livejournal.com]

Jem = fuckin HUGE dolls.
She Ra = little tiny dolls.
Barbie = somewhere in between.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

That makes for some weird doll sex.

Oh like you would't.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

So, given what we know about what makes jaina squee about tall guys/teensy girls, Rio doll x She-Ra doll OTP?

>^..^

[lonejaguar.livejournal.com]

LOL I was neither a fan nor hated Jem... I think it offended my tomboy sensibilities ;)

[bejiin.livejournal.com]

Mmmm went on a massive Jem kick this summer and downloaded like 80 of their songs (They're so friggin short!) Now am super-cool as I cruise around ATL with Jem blaring...

*snorts*

[sideofzen.livejournal.com]

When I was in elementary school, I always used to watch Jem when I ate breakfast. GI Joe came on at 7 and Jem came on at 7:30. I usually missed GI Joe, which is sad, because I liked it better.

GI Joe, the real American HERO!

Whores R Us

[tigerlilyaj.livejournal.com]

That's fine, but you have to leave Shana, Aja, and Rana alone. ;-P
And the leader of the Misfits? Storm? Clearly a prescient foretelling of Courtney Love.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

You forgot the part about Rio's wandering hetrosexuality. Or perhaps that can also be covered under "whore twice".

[ex-insects239.livejournal.com]

dinolunchbox

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Do you peddle penis enlargers in your spare time or is this the only spam you do?