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effervescible) wrote2004-05-23 08:58 pm
effervescible) wrote2004-05-23 08:58 pm
Bitch bitch bitchity-bitch
A brief pointer on what's good to put in an ffnet review and what makes you look like an ass.
Yes. Please do continue. ^^ If you were so original as to write this where it was Vash who did this to Meryl rather than Knives, I will officially put you on my favorites list ^^
Now, that first bit is just fine. It's the last sentence that pisses me off. First off, ducks, like it's any great shakes to be on your favorites list. I suppose I should make that a general "you", since it annoys me when anyone does that. Why do they do that? It seems...really arrogant to me, and a tad manipulative--or an attempt to be so. Reviews are good, reviews are great, but I don't look to them for guidance on how a story is going to go, nor do I think others should. If you don't even have your main plot worked out without help, odds are it's not a very good fic anyway.
Note also: asking to finish someone else's fic, or asking them to finish yours, is also pretty goddamned tacky. Jusy sayin'.
Okay, also? Wanting a warm, caring pacifist to rape one of his friends without believable fic to explain it well (which this particular fic does not have) is not being original. It's being so far off the canon as to make it somewhere near Pluto. Occam's razor, folks. I may think Knives is a virgin, but he is a hell of a lot more likely to end up a rapist than Vash is.
So you don't like a pairing. Fine. So you wish there were more fics that you liked instead of that pairing. Hello, welcome to my world when I joined the fandom. Great. But asking authors you don't know (on multiple occasions) is poor etiquette and makes you look like an ass.
Yes. Please do continue. ^^ If you were so original as to write this where it was Vash who did this to Meryl rather than Knives, I will officially put you on my favorites list ^^
Now, that first bit is just fine. It's the last sentence that pisses me off. First off, ducks, like it's any great shakes to be on your favorites list. I suppose I should make that a general "you", since it annoys me when anyone does that. Why do they do that? It seems...really arrogant to me, and a tad manipulative--or an attempt to be so. Reviews are good, reviews are great, but I don't look to them for guidance on how a story is going to go, nor do I think others should. If you don't even have your main plot worked out without help, odds are it's not a very good fic anyway.
Note also: asking to finish someone else's fic, or asking them to finish yours, is also pretty goddamned tacky. Jusy sayin'.
Okay, also? Wanting a warm, caring pacifist to rape one of his friends without believable fic to explain it well (which this particular fic does not have) is not being original. It's being so far off the canon as to make it somewhere near Pluto. Occam's razor, folks. I may think Knives is a virgin, but he is a hell of a lot more likely to end up a rapist than Vash is.
So you don't like a pairing. Fine. So you wish there were more fics that you liked instead of that pairing. Hello, welcome to my world when I joined the fandom. Great. But asking authors you don't know (on multiple occasions) is poor etiquette and makes you look like an ass.
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Besides. I think it's more likely that Meryl would rape Vash. I doubt *she's* a virgin, and I can easily see Vash being put into a position *snrk* where he wants to say no, says no, but doesn't use the force necessary to extract himself from the situation for fear of causing damage to Meryl.
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I go now.
Oh, and Knives is SO not a virgin. XD XD XD He likes to get BIZ-AY. Especially with Vash. And incest is OK when it's boys, cuz they can't make X-Files babies when they hump, right?
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I'm sad to say, I can actually see that. She'd be all drunk and trampy, and he wouldn't be able to pull that "I'm passed out" thing he pulled with those hookers, because she wouldn't give up.
As for that last part, I got a review almost like that when I made Knives a virgin in my fic, except she was sure it was Legato. Who is pretty damned X-Files himself, if you ask me.
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"Meryl Stryfe, Bernardelli Super-Tramp"
Or maybe I'll just write an AU where she's a succubus and Vash is her (un)willing prey.
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There's probably a doujinshi with thatI've seen worse fic ideas.no subject
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KTHNX.
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Kidding aside, I figure Knives is a virgin because he'd view the whole mad sex0r thing as something lowly that those animalistic humans do. And then one day he'll have an orgasm and be HORRIFIED
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*dies with laughter* That's pretty much the same reason I read it. And incest is only ok when they are HAWT boys.
No? XD.
Aside from that, telling the author to do/write something that totally thorws out the storyline/plot is a big no-no. I mean, if you don't like then....tough. It's fanfiction, no money is being made, no boligation to cater to your wishes/needs.... so frankly Stuff-foo (STFU), ignorant reviewer.
*cough, slinks out of Jaina's LJ*
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Different viewpoints of the OTP kind, but we shall fight for Truth Justice and the good fic! Quality pr0n, and death to Mary-sues!