I should know better than to go to ff.net for Cowboy Bebop fic.

[effervescible]

Kat held Spike's dying body closer, a single tear falling down her face. "You baka.....go and get yourself killed, little sister Kat won't care." Spike jerked a little, and with his last breath muttered. "Kat...I'll see ya...be a good cowgirl now...." His words drifted off, and Kat looked down. "Spike?" She shook him slightly. "SPIKE!!" She screamed when she realized he was dead.

You've got to love the randomly-inserted Mary Sue with no backstory or logic whatsoever.

"Mam, and I help you?" An officer of the red dragons looked down at her, while she still held her brothers body close. "Get the fuck away!" She glared at the man, before standing up, pulling spike up with her. She carried him to her car, and drove home, putting his now cold body on her couch. She patched him up, then looked down. "You and me have a date in the morning."

Woah. Incestuous necrophilia. Maybe I'll give this girl a second chance...

Comments

[greyvorfeed.livejournal.com]

Wow - I'd be tempted to spoil myself reading your link, but there's no point.... I'm already spoiled, BECAUSE SOME MORON HAD SPOILERS FOR COWBOY BEBOP IN A TRIGUN FIC SUMMARY! *huff, puff*

I wasn't even browsing the Cowboy Bebop section, dammit! Hell, I didn't even read the fic, other than to leave a "take the spoilers out" review! *holds head* Sometimes, fic is a blessing and a curse.

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

*hugs* I know. It sucks. If it helps, that author felt really, really bad about it. And the fic was highly amusing.

But you should read the link anyways. Technically, I guess it's not even a spoiler--it just has something in common with the last episode. Horrible Mary Sueing. Go look.