awright, that's it

[effervescible]

The next author on ffnet who leaves a "leave reviews and I'll update" notice at the end of their fic gets the dogs of war loosed on them.

Who's with me?

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[enogitna.livejournal.com]

To arms!!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I'm bringing the rocket-propelled guinea pigs. You?

[enogitna.livejournal.com]

I'd say Spears songs, but those type probably like those songs. They probably write song-fics to those songs.

So I'm resorting to desperate measures... ::glances at her closet:: I'm calling out the stewie-dorm dust bunnies from hell...

may bob have mercy on their souls.

[sache.livejournal.com]

I'm bringing the penguins!

Aye!

[mizy.livejournal.com]

::shudders:: Ever see one that asked for at least 75 reviews?

...wai! Penguins! I happen to have one that squawks angrily at you when you press it's tummy. ^^;;

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

75? You're kidding me. You have to be.

snork. I hate fanauthors. And I am one.

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[mizy.livejournal.com]

::grins:: Just take a *wild* guess as to who it was.

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

Dude, I know way too many snotty authors to make a worthwhile guess.

But just for the hell of it...Princess Destiny?

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[enogitna.livejournal.com]

No! It was me!

See, I fool you all by acting like a rather insecure fan author who at least can spell, but in reality I have a secret identity...

moonstarkissesluvgrrl... and i want 75 reivews from u!!!! tell me you luv mystory1!! cuz i won't rite the next chapter till i get 75 or maybe like 70 but otherwise i won't wright it so send revews! and no flames!!!! Kay1!!!!

Phew. Feels good to come clean.

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

o_O And people say I'm scary...

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I wholeheartedly agree! i'M also very drunk right now, so I wholeheartedly apologize for all typos containted herein.

>^..^

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

You type very well for being drunk, especially the neko-face. And you used words like "herein." That's pretty good. I wish I'd been out getting drunk, too, or at least seeing the Vagina Monologues, but apparently that's not til Monday. Who knew?