It's one-liners time

[effervescible]

Give me a character or pairing and a prompt and I'll write you a one-liner (or two) of fic. Fandoms I'm good for include Bleach, Avatar, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Discworld, Utena, Harry Potter, Dresden Files...and whatever else I forget/don't feel like listing.

Hit me!

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[raynos.livejournal.com]

Bleach, IchiRuki, all I'm taking with me

And, if you're up to it, Bleach, IchiRuki, gr8ter than u (l33t spelling required) XDXDXD

[jaina.livejournal.com]

#1: After a few moments, Rukia opened her mouth to hurry Ichigo along, but he finished his last look at his body and turned to receive his konso.

#1 (oh, you bitch): He used to think the spirit cell phones were pretty useful, but after Rukia learned to text and began sending him proclamations of her "l33tness" and how "gr8ter than u" she was, he started to wish the 12th had never invented them.

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

#1 Avatar, Katara/Aang friendship, hands

#2 Avatar, Iroh, and women (just because ;) )

[irenak.livejournal.com]

Choice of two. Or both. Pairings optional. :)

Harry, Murphy: it just figures.

Snape, Lily: a sentimental man.

[franwi.livejournal.com]

HP - Luna/Dean, wand(s)

[belladonna.livejournal.com]

HP- Sirius/Remus, meeting again on the other side. (Yes, I fully believe that Remus would spend eternity with Sirius rather than his beard-- err, wife.)

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

Bleach, Rukia/Ichigo, a line of sweat

Bleach, Unohana/Kenpachi, little less talk

Discworld, Vimes and Carrot, *facepalm*

Avatar, Iroh and Zuko, big pimpin'

GO. :D

[hallowd.livejournal.com]

(Psst, I ain't dead. Just so you know. Expect me back next week.)

Bleach, Chad, Rukia, open palm

[wildwesternwind.livejournal.com]

I shall give you choices....Feel free to give me a one liner back if you wish.

RenjiTatsuki and "Now thats hard"

Byakuya and Yachiru and "rapunzel"

TophSokka and "tight squeeze"

or Iroh and Zuko and "shimmy"

[scathachdhu.livejournal.com]

You beat me! I was gonna do one of these today.

Let's see, Shunsui/Nanao, vacation.

And since everyone seems to be giving you more than one at a time, Isshin, movie night.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

#1: Aang knows that Katara is pretty, but it's not the first thing he noticed; he first noticed her hands, moving gently in the motions of a bender, and he thought: I want to be like that.

#2: Iroh will never tell Zuko, but one of his fondest tea-related memories is a long hot summer many years ago, and the lady he spent it with who taught him all about the leaves.

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

Serious awwwz at both. <3

[lemonyloyce.livejournal.com]

I'll give you two... your choice.

Matsumoto/Hitsugaya: sober

Zuko: blue

[jaina.livejournal.com]

#1: Harry sighed, unsurprised at his luck; the one time he managed to get Murphy anywhere near a hot tub and it was because a malevolent kappa was attacking resort-goers.

#2: Most of the ingredient Snape required for his curriculum were rather of the exotic sort, even for the dullest of the first-years, yet a few called for the use of flowers; he culled those from the schedule, for never would he allow lilies in his classroom.

Man I need a Dresden icon.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_debbiechan_/]

Renji Uryuu Big Talk

Grimmjow Ulquiorra Depth Perception

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Bleach, Chad, sweetness
FMA, Al, regret

[kane-shi-megami.livejournal.com]

IchixRuki jeans .... yes that right XD

[kasuchi]

Iroh, jade comb.

Karin, shinai.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

You just know the ladies LOVED Iroh. Still do, really.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"But it's so simple," Luna said brightly, while explaining the principle of wandless magic to Dean; "All you have to do is imagine it's there."

Look, I was good and didn't go for the pervy response!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"Look," said Sirius. "It's the full moon." Remus said nothing, just leaned against him in the bright moonlit night.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Ichigo stared and, somewhere in the back of his mind, reminded himself to forbid MAtsumoto from taking Rukia shopping in the living world ever again; that top she wore with the v-neck was cute and all, not that he noticed girls' fashion much, but it was just low enough and wide enough to make him really notice the line of sweat that ran down her chest after they destroyed another hollow and, more importantly, where it went.


"Ah, Captain Zaraki," she said, smiling sweetly; "If you are finished shouting for an opponent, perhaps I could oblige you with a sparring match?"


"Tell me again," Vimes said. "Igor put the explosion victim's face WHERE?"


Zuko just scowled, and opened his mouth to tell the seamstress that he and his uncle didn't need any sewing done, but Uncle Iroh just hurried him away.

Okay, so I got those last two conflated a bit. ;)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

(Yay, can't wait to see you!)

She had always thought of him like she did Ichigo, like a warrior, Rukia reflected, but it was strangely natural to see Sado cradling a tiny kitten in his large hand.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

How did I miss this? Still good or has the offer expired?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Feel free, I'm still doing them...slowly.