"MY BRAIN IS ON THE PERV TONIGHT"

[effervescible]

raynos fantasizes about shiny beetle lube as used for buttsex in the desert.

Trufax.

*runs away, is shot*

Comments

[raynos.livejournal.com]

I DO NOT FANTASISE ABOUT IT.

ISHIDA TOLD ME THE SORDID DETAILS. THEY DID NOT COME WITH ANIMATION. I BET HE REFINED HIS PRESENTATION JUST FOR YOU.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

AND I QUOTE:

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF INFINITE SLICK IF YOU DON'T USE IT FOR SOMETHING? (oooo, lube!)"

SCREEN NAME DELETED FOR PRIVACY BUT YOU CAN DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.

[raynos.livejournal.com]

I ALSO QUOTE:

"THEIR LOVE CAN NEVER BE AS LONG AS PESSHE KEEPS CALLING THE WRONG NAME. IN BED. I MEAN, IN HUECO MUNDO."

WHO SET US ON THIS PATH?

(ISHIDA PREFERS ICHIGO ANYWAY.)

[jaina.livejournal.com]

MOAR QUOTES:

"OH PESH, I LOVE YOU. BUT PLEASE STOP CALLING ME ICHIGO, IT'S URYUU"

ISHIDA PREFERS UR BUTT

[raynos.livejournal.com]

MORE QUOTES:

"COULD... COULD IT BE THAT YOU LOVE ME?"

IN CONCLUSION: IT'S ALL KT'S FAULT

SRY, I ONLY PUT OUT FOR ICHIGO.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

"I could make a really horrible statement about spit and sand and houses made of them, but never mind =D"

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT

[raynos.livejournal.com]

"I hope I dream about more Dean makeouts tonight"

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I AM DEAN?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

DO YOU WANT TO BE?

[raynos.livejournal.com]

ONLY IF YOU PUT ON THAT SAM MASK

[jaina.livejournal.com]

D:

*traumatized*

o.O

[offscreen.livejournal.com]

When you say "beetle", do you mean six legs or four wheels?

Re: o.O

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Two legs actually.

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

...I don't think I can even explain how much I love you at this point. <33333333333333 on into INFINITY!