LET LOOSE THE WANK ENGINES

[effervescible]

Harry Potter 7 comes out July 21.

raynos: BUT WHAT WOULD THEY WANK ABOUT?
jaina: ...are you new to the internet?!?!
jaina: Ships. Ships. Whether Snape is good or evil. Whether Ron is dumb or stupid. Whether it was a satisfactory resolution or not. Whether Draco wears leather pants. Whether Draco will be redeemed. Ships. Whether Ginny Weasley is a whore.
jaina: I could go on for a while.

Comments

[raynos.livejournal.com]

Don't they already do that on a regular basis? *grumpy face*

[tenebris.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's my question.

Though the leather pants question went out of fashion last summer. ;)

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[jaina.livejournal.com]

They do. But they never stop coming up with ways to outdo themselves, either. They're approaching terminal wank velocity, and that semen in the eye will sting.

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

OMG. o-o Where did you find out this release date??

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Someone on journalfen linked it, but it should hit mainstream news today.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Font.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

TIMES NEW ROMAN IS A CLASSIC, BITCH!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

Grade of paper used in printing.

"ARCHIVAL QUALITY GODDAMMMIT!"

[loveotter.livejournal.com]

You know, I've occasionally wondered (with some apprehension) what crazy HP fans would do if JKR, say, died in a car crash before finishing Book 7. D: Happily Book 7 seems safe if the publication date is this close.

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

She probably had, locked in a secret safe, her ultimate goal. And I bet it was full of mad laughter and "HAHA OBHWF, in your face, Harmonians!"

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

Honestly, I don't know what I'm looking forward to more, the resolution of the story or the explosions.

Possibly the explosions. I intend to read the book as fast as humanly possible so I can do nothing but refresh FW.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I plan to do exactly the same.

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

Hmmm a wank?

"WHY ISN'T SO AND SO DEAD? MY SHIP! ALL MY DAYS!"

Whether Ron is dumb or stupid.

Poor Ron. Always left with the stone or the rock. :/

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Ron deserves more credit, dammit. He rocks!

I'm just looking forward to seeing HP fans go insane. I think Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny are kinda cute, but I don't really care who ends up with who, or if anyone does.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Forget JKR. What if something happens to KT?!?!

[sophiap.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I'm looking forward to more, the resolution of the story or the explosions.

Yes. This.

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

I used to care about HP shipping but after reading book 5 I couldn't give a hoot if Harry ended up with Hagrid.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Man, I would send JKR extra money if she did that, just for the lulz it would provide.

[kumagoro-usagi.livejournal.com]

I'd pay for JKR even more money if she married them.