Attn: West coast people

[effervescible]

There are these Girl Scout Cookies, see. I don't remember the name but they were kind of like lemon oreos--two cookies with lemon frosting in the middle. SO good. NOT the "lemon coolers" that are just, like, lemon-flavored, like, whatever. And I thought they were gone forever because our girl scouts no longer sell them, but then I found a box in Oxnard when I visited last March and they were SO good. So what I'm saying is that if any of you guys can find them and secure a box or thousand for me I make a solemn promise:

I will sex you so hard.

Thank you and good night.