That meme in which I torture people by talking about them without naming names

[effervescible]

Yeah, I added five, sue me.

1. You make my ficly ego bigger, so of course I love you.  ;)  You're great fun and I'm sorry we can't hang out sooner.

2. How long has it been now?  We may go through periods of less communication, but I know at the end of the day we can snark on something together and it'll be just the same as always.

3. I used to want to thwap you from time to time.  Now I don't.  I'm proud of you.

4. You're my best friend.  I think I can tell you just about anything.  Hell, I think I have.

5. I think sometimes you're too quick to be pessimistic.  I believe in you.

6. Some days I wish you saw yourself the way I see you.  You've done a lot for me and I feel lucky to have you in my life.

7. Dude.  What the HELL?

8. Every day I admire and fear you a little bit more.  All of you.

9. At times you can get a leetle bit too obsessive, but that's okay, because I've done it too and you're so speshul I think it's only right that I listen when you need me to.  Lately I've been remembering more just why we're still such great friends, and that makes me happy.  (The answer is of course: booze.  Well, and other things.)

10. I think you are a sincerely lovely and cool person.  I'm sorry we're not closer.

11. I like you a lot and hope to continue to get to know you.  I admit that I really enjoy being able to make you laugh.

12. I've always liked you and looked up to you a bit, and I'm not saying I now don't, but some things have happened that I just don't understand.  But it's none of my business.

13. You have a sexah accent.  I hope to one day, you know, hear it.

14. You're funny and my kind of chick and I frequently wonder why you think I'm cool enough to hang with.

15. We may not talk as much these days, but I still lurve you, and hopefully we'll be closer again one of these days.  I think we both have permanent lumps on our heads.

16. You're very sweet and nice.  I think you still have some of the naivete of youth, but experience will bring you understanding and wisdom.  It does for all of us.

17. Even though we never really say it out loud, I hope you know that I've really treasured being your friend these last few years.  I'm scared that we'll not be as close because we seem to connect better in real life than online, but you're one of my closest friends, so I hope we can stay that way.

18. I remember I was a tiny bit awed when you thought I was cool enough to friend.  Not so much now, but I still think you're cool, and you have a pretty pussy.

19. We really should get together one of these days, because we seem to keep finding reasons why we think each other rocks.

20. It's funny, I can't even remember the exact details of how we got to be friends, just that it was over late night snark.  I've worried about you in the past, but I think you're on a really great life path now and you're very special to me.