I rock at forgetting my contacts are in and rubbing my eyes until one of them rolls up into my brain and then I spend the next hour trying to get it out.
I once gave myself a corneal abrasion (and as a result had to get entropion surgery, but that has more to do with my very Asian, stick-straight eyelashes) with my contact lense when I did a fake striptease and hit myself in the face with an argyle sweater--right in the eye. I still claim it was the fuzz from the sweater than did me in, but really, it's because I'M...I think I'll go with "special."
And just to show that I really am sorry for my tendency to take delight in the pain and suffering of others, here, have a Windex margarita. Careful, they're lethal. I really ought to remember not to drink more than three.
This is why I like having hard contacts. Using the tiny little plunger to retrieved contacts in weird places on the eyeball is SO much easier than using my fingers.
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I rock at forgetting my contacts are in and rubbing my eyes until one of them rolls up into my brain and then I spend the next hour trying to get it out.
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don't worry
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All the goddamn fucking time.
sigh
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And just to show that I really am sorry for my tendency to take delight in the pain and suffering of others, here, have a Windex margarita. Careful, they're lethal. I really ought to remember not to drink more than three.
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