Maybe this is a stretch, but could she make, say, a whole DAY disappear? Because the Long-Winded Evil Paper's draft due date is Thursday, and I have four pages with no endnotes.
Yes, she could. The problem with that, as the personality splinters discovered about two years ago (during that nasty "thesis" debacle), is that destroying time--while spectacular and mind-numbing and sparkly--has absolutely no effect on three groups of entities: roadkill, twinkies, and college professors. (The only three groups of entities that science has conclusively proved have NO IDEA what day it is on a regular basis.)
Your best option, as determined by a dedicated congressional commission, is to alter your professor's environment such that s/he becomes convinced that Thursday is still several days away. VIOLENCE's preliminary plans include several grappling hooks, a team of ninjas, and LSD in the tea. Apparently, common tranqs in the tea will also suffice; however, it was determined that the LSD would just make it all too damn funny.
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Fly...
it might'nt make you feel better or fix the problem but it'd be a hell of a sight:)
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Your best option, as determined by a dedicated congressional commission, is to alter your professor's environment such that s/he becomes convinced that Thursday is still several days away. VIOLENCE's preliminary plans include several grappling hooks, a team of ninjas, and LSD in the tea. Apparently, common tranqs in the tea will also suffice; however, it was determined that the LSD would just make it all too damn funny.
Good luck, 006.8!