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My LiveJournal Sitcom
The jaina Show (TBS, 10:30): jaina (Liza Minnelli)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of strangegrrl (Diane Keaton)'s underwear pink. The week after, blu (Alec Guinness) and sailormooncom (Vanessa Redgrave) raise ducks. That same day, veggiebelle (Patty Hearst) and serendous (Tom Cruise) kiss at the dentist's office. In the next town over, anti_theft (Chris Farley) oversleeps and misses lunch with shigure (Sela Ward). Then, news (Jared Leto) can't open 60billion_man (Sophia Loren)'s jar of pickles. Wacky results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
jaina! (TBS, 10:30): jaina (Liza Minnelli) uses backfromspace (Al Pacino)'s jacket. Then, leanneb (Elizabeth Taylor) and lonejaguar (Jon Favreau) find a lost goat at an alley. Nearby, screaming_life (Jerry Seinfeld) hires sailormooncom (Vanessa Redgrave) to perform pantomime at the Met. That weekend, w00t_comic (Phoebe Cates) teaches frank (Rick Moranis) about planetary motion. The week after, blu (Alec Guinness) takes mundane_enemy (Ryan Phillippe)'s uncle on a date and ends up necking. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Being jaina (TBS, 10:30): jaina (Liza Minnelli) teaches nut_meg (Vince Vaughn) about quantum mechanics. Nearby, girlmitzi (Kieran Culkin) causes problems at work when a file from gurubob (Christopher Walken) has a virus. That same day, jinguj (Geoffrey Rush) buys azumanga (Kim Basinger) a parakeet. That night, issendai (Brigitte Bardot) and metaquotes (Ana Gasteyer) find a lost turkey at an empty warehouse. That weekend, powerof3 (Desi Arnaz) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but labtech (George Takei) eats them all. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)