effervescible: (mary jane watson parker forever)
On the subject of badfic

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: and is this one of hers again?
[livejournal.com profile] angstymcgoth: ooooohhh yeah, you had to ask?
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: well, maybe you'd branched out
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: although I don't know why you'd need to
[livejournal.com profile] angstymcgoth: Not when I'm sitting on a goldmine!
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: she's the fucking fort knox of fail

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When discussing Madonna

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: I wouldn't fuck with her
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: no way
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: she can rip out the organs of wannabes with one hand while adopting war orphans with the other

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A discussion about Bleach spins wildly out of control

[livejournal.com profile] covet: well, possible. Gin is certainly pro rape.
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: he's also pro your mom
[livejournal.com profile] covet: everybody's pro my mom.
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: so's your face
[livejournal.com profile] covet: your mom is pro my face.
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: ...touche

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On Aizen

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: My evil overlord mindset is kinda rusty
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: Think he was born evil?
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: No, but I think he came into it pretty early
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: kinda like Light, but with a better mangaka

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On fandom BNFs

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: well, those bitches seem to be a mouse and keyboard away from rabid wolves, so their opinions don't count much with me

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On specialness

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: nah, we're like unicorns
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: People have to be virgins to touch you?
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: it helps!

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[livejournal.com profile] daisychainrpg talks about Final Fantasy, Part One

ImaDodecahedron: So today, all you FFXII peoples out there.
Sennen Tafkae: hm?
RPGuitar: DON"T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES.
RPGuitar: I'M BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCAAA
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M BASCH VON RONSENBURG OF MOTHERFUCKING DALMASCA
EternalDreamer2k: ...BITCHEZ

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[livejournal.com profile] daisychainrpg talks about Final Fantasy, Part Two

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M AN UNSENT
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M AN UNSENT
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: SUCK MY DIIIIICK
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M AN UNSENT

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On Star Wars, Part One

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: come over to the dark side, luke
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: we have booze

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On People We Don't Like

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: fuck theeeeem
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: NO BECAUSE THEY'RE UGLY
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: BUT I WILL DROP A CAR ON THEM

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On Star Wars, Part Two

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: now I'm picturing Ichigo as Luke, Renji as Han, Rukia as Leia, and Byakuya as Darth Byakuya
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: "Luke...I am not your father. Your father was a retard. I can't stand your father."
effervescible: (pokemans)
Indigosama: YOU FAIL AT FLOWERS
jainax: I DO
Indigosama: YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN
jainax: I'M NOT
jainax: I HAVE NO PEEN0R
Indigosama: YOUR LACK OF PEEN0R HAS BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR DOWNFALL
jainax: IT HAS

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jainax: TAKE IT UP THE ASS FOR BLEACH

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(re: possible DI titles)

Ten: You could always title it in another language
Ten: Like German
Ten: Der Über Anghst

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wasoncedelight: But I only like porn with a message.
jainax: And that message is?
wasoncedelight: ...
wasoncedelight: lube is your friend?

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[livejournal.com profile] fadingembers: it's their 10 year anniversary, so Variety has a big story about the potentiality of making american films from manga. My first thought was, "Yup, still waiting on that Sailor Moon live action movie." My second being, "How's that Eva movie coming, by the way?" and the third being, "Oh, Tokyopop set up a company for dealing with anime titles. AGAIN. Maybe this one won't fail."

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[livejournal.com profile] tenebris: I hae you hae he she it hae...

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iamastealthninja: I cant even read this ever since you pointed out that you're directly comparing rukias vag to a fishing hole
iamastealthninja: thanks for that
iamastealthninja: THANKS
jainax: YOU'RE WELCOME! <3
iamastealthninja: I HATE YOU
jainax: YOU LOVE ME
iamastealthninja: I LOVE YOU WITH THE KIND OF LOVE THAT IS ALSO HATE

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[livejournal.com profile] angstymcgoth: millyfan used to vocally proclaim the "canoness" of Vash/Wolfwood, too. Maybe they're related?
[livejournal.com profile] lady_ganesh: Is this the part where we start wondering if the calls are coming from inside the house?
[livejournal.com profile] andmydog: ...Thanks. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
[livejournal.com profile] lady_ganesh: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

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Scathachdhu: This award is revised to reflect the fact that Ikkaku likes boobies
effervescible: (bed of lies)
jainax: *snugs* night!
meggier1: NIHJT
meggier1: QIRHOUT TYPOSE
meggier1: ... oh fuxk it

jainax: You're a whore of babylon, just fyi
SarcasticVal: ...does the whore of babylon get hot mens?
jainax: BY THE THOUSAND
SarcasticVal: SWEET


meggier1: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
jainax: yooooooo
meggier1: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm testiiiiiiiiiing a theory. Namely, that overusiiiiiiiiiing the letter "i" miiiight make a Wii land on my porch.
meggier1: Iiiiiiiiit's a long shot.


[livejournal.com profile] raynos: ^_^
[livejournal.com profile] jaina:Don't you try your fake smiles on me
[livejournal.com profile] jaina:I see riiiiight through them
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: I was doing a Gin smile actually
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: ^______________^
[livejournal.com profile] jaina:AHHHHHH
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: *freeze you in ice*
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I TOOK BALLET FOR TEN YEARS, I KNOW DANCES
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: *has already dodged*
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: oshit you're limber
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: Yeah, and I'm a sharp shooter. *runs off with Aizen*
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: D: FUX0R
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: *pats condescendingly*
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: *directs your path to Kaien-car*
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: YOU ARE A DICK
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: ^_________^


Mirudente: ByaReindeer always makes me think I'm gonna wake up one night to see a tall figure next to my bed, kenseikan glowing softly in the orange lights of my apartment. "Chire," will come the whisper. "Senbonzakura." Headline next day: COLLEGE STUDENT FOUND SHREDDED IN APARTMENT, NO SIGN OF INTRUDER. PS: also, she was partially eaten by her cat


[livejournal.com profile] banfennid: It was like until last night I *intellectually* understood how cool Hollow!Ichigo. And now I *feel* it. In my pants.


Indigosama: ...and I'm sorry but when I see that the chapter is titled "Bang the Bore" I instantly think it involves Byakuya sex


jainax: “I’ll see you then.” Ukitake waved. “And I’ll make sure to tell Rukia you were here. Please come back anytime you like.”
Strange, Ichigo mused as he returned to Fifth. Ukitake was the nicest of all the other captains, but he couldn’t help but feel like he’d just had a narrow escape.
Had to be his imagination.

scathachdhu: hahaha
scathachdhu: and Captain Densy McThickSkull reporting for duty


Indigosama: you need a pimp hat
jainax: I do
jainax: or just urahara's
jainax: which is pretty much the same thing


Indigosama: HE HAS A LITTLE WEENY DOLLIE PENIS...THAT ROTATES.


(Re: A threesome with hot Bleach mens)
lemonyloyce: ^_________^ oh come on... you'd do... them too
jainax: oh hell yes
lemonyloyce: i wouldn't be walking away from that... i'd be laid out on the bed like a newborn baby giraffe.. unable to stand upstraight


Indigosama: *casts Scan on Aizen*
Indigosama: Level 99
?????/????? HP
???/??? MP
Weak against: Fish
Indigosama: /dorky FF moment
Indigosama: *casts Scan on Ichigo*
Level 58
3857/3857 HP
0/0 MP
Weak against: Tits


[livejournal.com profile] raynos: I have been chatting too much, I keep wanting to put =D at the end of every sentence
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: Did I tell you about how I would type in search terms in Google and almost end with a =D too?


merryweather47: you know why writing smut takes so long?
jainax: why?
merryweather47: because I have to keep STOPPING to masturbate!


[livejournal.com profile] raynos: BUT THEY HAVE AFTER DUCK PORN
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: ... That sounds weird


Mirudente: Creativity brain energy or some such whee wheee woo woo YAHOO!


SarcasticVal: oh, zuko, I do so love you and your ridiculously fast-growing hair
jainax: MAGIC HAIR
SarcasticVal: chi chi chi chia
effervescible: (aichi is drunk)
I.E. We're a bunch of crazy bitches in chat.

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu brings us philosophy:
shun the nonbeliever says: Sometimes you gotta be Quinn, sometimes you gotta be Daria

More quotes this way! )
effervescible: (bleeeeeeeaaaaaach)
Recent convert [livejournal.com profile] banfennid: "It's like what would happen if Buffy vomited AWESOME all over the Scooby Gang."
effervescible: (brain cancer)
Magadauthan: it's just not fic unless someone's getting their ass reamed out by an enema

meggier1: Also, gotta say, I was watching ep 83 yesterday? And at the end, the inner Cordelia in my head kept making fun of Kira's really horrible hair. Sometimes, I have to wonder about those mangaka and what passes for fashion with them.
jainax: Forget Kira. What about Unohana?
meggier1: Pretty bad as well. But Kira's is worse in my head. I feel like he's trying to channel every member of Panic! At the Disco at the same time.
meggier1: Yes, I get it, you're emo as you have EVERY EMO HAIRCUT SIMULTANEOUSLY

jainax: OH THE CHAPTER IS OUT THE CHAPTER IS OUT
Mirudente: I DO NOT KNOW YOU SHOULD CHECK
jainax: XD I DID check that is why I am SAYING it is out
Mirudente: OH MY BRAIN IS FRIED MY BRAIN IS FRIED

Tenebris says:
*mounts unsuspecting newbie*
Gladys - Stormcrow says:
...
bitchslap of great justice says:
...
Tenebris says:
SAY MY NAME
Tenebris says:
SAY MY NAME

jainax: We used to lick him in the tuba closet in high school
meggier1: I hope you mean lock.
meggier1: Because otherwise...
jainax: YES.
jainax: I DID.
jainax: OH GOD.
jainax: TRAUMA.

KikNimai: Nothing like having your friends around, eating pizza, while watching the end of the world.

SarcasticVal: You know, it'd really suck to be a vegetarian and then get vamped

Ten says:
Man, this enema stuff is always too much for me

lollirotxxx: if my period pulled that kind of crap on me, i'd be chowing down on ortho while shoving a nuvaring up every orifice. Srsly.

Mirudente: I should eat my porn bun!
jainax: Your what bun?
Mirudente: PORK
Mirudente: ....jeeeeesus, I need to regulate sleep better

jainax: I feel like The Saga of Grimmjow and Rukia deserves at least a subtitle
jainax: Man. Calling it that makes me think it should be a folk song or something.
Mirudente: "Oh he fucked her
Every few nights, he fucked her
Called her names and words unsweet
Mirudente: And she did not resist
For under his touch she came
She came
she came again~~"
jainax: Ho la diddle liddle lay ho la!
Mirudente: Wack fo diddly a day

Ten says:
"Oh Grimmy he did her
On beds and tables and chairs
He did her in the darkness
He did her everywhere
And though she screamed beneath his touch
And sang sweet songs to his cock
Their love wasn't meant to be
No their love wasn't meant to be
For Rukia was destined for a strawberry
And Grimm was destined to burn
Oh, Rukia fell for a bright haired Strawberry
And Grimmjow, he did burn
Ho la diddle liddle lay ho la
Wack fo diddly ah day"

raynoskai: DIGNITY IS FOR FOOLS

Mirudente: And then we get the white page of "Watashi...wa..."
Magadauthan: Watashi wa coming hard kthx!
effervescible: (how do they rise?)
"See, that's the thing about love. When you love someone, I mean really love someone, it's unconditional. You can't ever expect anything back. You give because that's what you have to do. And you don't expect to hear somebody say thanks. But a part of you needs to hear the other person say thanks. And when that part comes out, you feel like a fraud, like you're being selfish. That's why you don't think you're a hero. Because heroes aren't supposed to be selfish. The more you love, the more you give; the more you give the more you need; and the more you need the more you hate yourself for needing." -- Lazarus (J. Michael Straczynski, Midnight Nation)

No special reason, just felt like posting this. Such a good series. Everyone should check it out if they get a chance.
effervescible: (batman's boner)
When I'm driving down a residential street behind another car and they slow down and there's a driveway on the left and none on the right, I normally assume they're about to turn into that driveway and refrain from attempting to pass them on the left. But that's just me.

Quotey bits )
effervescible: (han/lando old skool)
Man, it's been a while. Some of these quotes are quite old, too. So here we go!

[livejournal.com profile] arafel’s impression of Samurai Warriors:
Yukimura: "Neener!"
Honda: "Die!"
*follow 1 meter*
Honda: "Ooh, shiny!" *wanders off*
Yukimura: "NEENER!"'
Honda: "DIE!"
*follow 10 meters*
Honda: "Look, a bird!"
Yukimura: "NEENER GODDAMMIT!" *whack*
Honda: Owie.

(...I remember this being funny at the time but now I have no idea what it references.)
EatSoylent: I'm so embarrassed. It's like taking a shit and having someone need to check it for tapeworms. >_<

GinaBelle22: I tend to have issues with Meryl/Knives fics
GinaBelle22: cuz it's usually all "oh why won't vash luv me? Knives, u look like Vash, I will luv you instead even if u trye to strangle me"

GinaBelle22: Because Vash will take it up the butt for humanity

GinaBelle22: Really, someone needs to publish a list - 100 Ways to Stroke a Penis. It could be like a special sex-saurus for us newbie smut writers.

DeanMeGriosach: Well, the drunken me says throw caution to the wind and quotes "Rent" at you liberally.
DeanMeGriosach: The sober me would say something about nothing risked, nothing ained.
DeanMeGriosach: So really, it boils down to the same thing: No day but today. Also, gin.

GinaBelle22: I am woman! See me post porn!

Mostly Harmless Greed says:
while watching this video I find myself mentally talking to Harry like he was the victim of a pedophile relationship..
Mostly Harmless Greed says:
"No, don't go to professor Lupin's office! No Harry, don't listen to his wand advice! No, don't believe his lying pedo encouragement! It's a sick relationship and officers Benson and Stabler will be there any minute to arrest his ass! No Harry, it's not love you feel! It's not real! You're just confused and you're THIRTEEN!"

Sandhya Nawar: mmnah-mmnah?
JainaX: do do do do do
Sandhya Nawar: mmnah mmnah!
JainaX: do do do do

grimbitter: My brain right now is only capable of porn and law.
grimbitter: So, PORN.
grimbitter: Porn porn porn porn porn.
grimbitter: Porn porn porn Enron porn.
grimbitter: Porn porn minority interest sale porn.
effervescible: (Default)
Message Board Topic: "God Bless America - What does it mean to you?"

First response: "America sneezed?"
effervescible: (undead hobag)
Clinesterton: It's like losing a collection of coprolites. They had some archaeological value, but they were still shit.

Magadauthan: *giggle* the current setup is as follows:
Prologue: Vash realizes he wants to go home.
Ch 1: Vash decides to be an ass.
Ch 2. Meryl is upset about Vash being an ass. But, he has a nice ass.
Ch 3. Milly thwaps Vash for being an ass.
Ch 4? Vash decides to stop being an ass.
Ch. 5. Meryl thinks Vash is going to be an ass but he isn't.
Chs. undetermined: Vash is a dumbass and tells Meryl about Rem.
More chs. undetermined: They get a piece of each other's asses.
So, it's all about ass. Maybe that should be the title.

FentonsNakedMom: maybe at the grocery store, she can stop in the Hallmark aisle and pick up a "I'm Sorry I Fucked Your Brother" card. And a Beanie Baby

FentonsNakedMom: "Everytime I watch an episode of X though I always think, "There is probably some guy whose main job is digital cherry blossoms. He probably looked at the script and say: HEY! There are no cherry blossoms in this scene. We /need/ cherry blossms! DIRECTOR!""

meggier1: Shiggy. My Shigella bacterium.
meggier1: Giving everyone the diarrhea of LOVE. ;-)

SarcasticVAL: is asshole one word or two?

FentonsNakedMom: There's yellow snow outside my stoop. Thank you, neighbour's dog.
FentonsNakedMom: Snow x Urine = OTPee.
effervescible: (knivesxmeryl)
Well, she said it, so it must be so.

VorfeedRah: blargh. am sleepy. curse you, benadryl1 lack strength... to press... shift key1

VorfeedRah: I think I'm gonna go back to 5th mix for a while, though. I have pretty much run out of fun stuff to do on DDRMAX, except Oni.
JainaX: Oni=evil! But generally in a good way.
VorfeedRah: Yeah. I can pass the Lesson Oni, and I can almost do Club Trax. I just need to get a bit better at Stomp to My Beat Maniac.
JainaX: You're better than me. ;_;
VorfeedRah: That one usually goes: "Stompin' to my stompin to my stompin to my goddammit fuck I HATE THAT PART!"

[livejournal.com profile] offscreenI suddenly have an impulse to e-mail her and say, in all caps -- I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS!!! I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE DEATH PENALTY!!! I DON'T THINK EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY SHOULD BE CHRISTIAN!! I DON'T THINK BEING FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLYING IS A GOOD USE OF MOST PEOPLE'S TIME!! And THE WORLD WAS NOT CREATED IN SEVEN DAYS!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

Val: Awww, Seiya is so sweet, he lets her know how much he cares about her, he's willing to defy his friends to see her...so unlike Mr. I'm Going To Break Usagi's Heart Because The Dreams Say So. Mamoru is such an ass sometimes. But he doesn't have a mullet. So I still like him better.

Jaina: Man cow. Man...cow. What?

[livejournal.com profile] dialogueFuckity fuckity fuckity!

SarcasticVAL: NH3Avenue: so what should we do for my birthday
SarcasticVAL: Orgy
SarcasticVAL: What do you want to do?
NH3Avenue: Um...
NH3Avenue: Well, you had such a good idea...

SarcasticVAL: I must cure Angela from her Clay obsession
SarcasticVAL: We haven't spoken of D in forever
SarcasticVAL: sigh
JainaX: oh nooooo!
JainaX: Clay is the crown prince of the elves, though. Seriously, one day they will reclaim him and he will rule their kingdom.
effervescible: (smile)
Becky on the dorm's plumbing options:
NH3Avenue: My train of thought went like this: I just washed my bowls
NH3Avenue: If you add a letter to bowls, you get bowels
NH3Avenue: dude, I clean my bowls and bowels in the same room.
NH3Avenue: on another note, lucky charms aren't really that good, and yet, very good
JainaX: they're magically delicious, motherfucker.

Grey on tolerance:
Grey: Look, asshole, nobody hates an asshole more than when he pretends to have not been an asshole.

Grey on Vash, Meryl, babies, and sleep deprivation:
VorfeedRah: Vash: "Meryl, sleep." "But... but they need my lifegiving nourishment!" "Here, just stick some life into this bottle and crash, honey. I'll make sure they don't shrivel or anything." "SHRIVEL?!" *desperately tries to take babies from Vash* "Um, did I say shrivel? I meant... er... cry. That's it, cry." "IF YOU SHRIVEL MY BABIES I WILL SMASH YOU!" "Ok, honey. Jeez, pregnant women are moody!" Meryl: *SMASH!*
VorfeedRah: my, I am not in a really strange mood

Grey on interior decorating:
VorfeedRah: So, I guess we are in Threat Level Orange, or whatever. I hate this. They keep changing the color, and my curtains NEVER match!

Vi on stoicism:
I'm an ex newspaper editor. I'm a Grammar Nazi.
How do you survive reading LJs then, Vi?
Well, it looks a lot like this: *readreadreadreadread wince readread wince*

Val on romance:
SarcasticVAL: And when the eeeeagle flies with the dooooove
SarcasticVAL: and when you can't beeeeeee
SarcasticVAL: with the one you loooooove
JainaX: *blinks*
SarcasticVAL: baby
JainaX: LOL
SarcasticVAL: Love the one you're with!
SarcasticVAL: Love the one you're with!
effervescible: (huh?)
Watching the story on ABC and reading CNN. (I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about by now, but if you don't turn the news on.) This is so terrible. I can't imagine what the families must be going through. I really, really hope it was quick for the crew. Godspeed to all of them.
effervescible: (nyaa)
Damn, y'all need to say more funny things.

EatSoylent: Itchy armpits and stinky feet. Penis penis penis! Thus is Char.

VorfeedRah: If I were a vampire, you could tell. Mostly because I would go about ripping people's throats out and feasting on their gushing blood.

I would also invest in long-term stocks and bonds.

Mom: I borrowed a top from your room. Black v-necked with sleeves down to my elbows. Dad likes the cleavage. (I know you don't want to hear about stuff
like that) You are an adult now. This is adult girl talk. You are allowed now.

NightBreak:... I've BEEN to clubs, involuntarily because I wasn't the driver. I'd rather be at a six hour marathon of Sailor Moon. At least I can chair-dance to the flamenco music when Tux-boy shows up. Oh, and wonder what would happen if Usagi ever got her braids caught in her whirling wand during a Moon Spiral Heart Attack.

Antigone: *fuming*
*and not exactly sure why*
*but fuming none the less*

tennyo42: Anyone who's seen Buffy knows the terror a bunny can bring...
tennyo42: But butterflies are pretty and delicate and entirely ineffectual.

JainaX: gun control isn't necessarily oppression
tennyo42: No, it's not. Just apply some common sense.
JainaX: and lube.
JainaX: Based on the theory that lube makes everything better.
tennyo42: It would help this pinprick get whatever died up his ass out...
tennyo42: Oh, wait, he's a Republican. Nothing goes up *his* ass.

NH3Avenue: She's in love SHE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT SO DONT ACT LIKEMY BIZARRE VISION IS WRONG CUS I AM WRITE BLARGH GLOORG SLOORK SNOPOOL

DopeySef: i need some one to do
DopeySef: err i mean something to do

Becky on Kingdom Hearts
Becky: I like killing.
Val: Now Becky, the PC word is destroying.
Becky: I like destroying. Hey, these may have once been my island friends who have since had their hearts stolen. *pause* Oh well.

Grey on fark.com photoshop contests
VorfeedRah: Yeah. Some of the skill there is scary. I quail at the thought of Aarkieboy, loose in an Associated Press office. The world would collapse. "What, Ariel Sharon, the Olsen Twins, and Arafat in a hot-tub threeway?! JIHAD!"

Quotey joy!

Nov. 6th, 2002 12:46 am
effervescible: (silly)
SarcasticVAL: ^______^
SarcasticVAL: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=724107458&rd=1
SarcasticVAL: Vampire Hunter D: THe Water Ballet

EatSoylent: We could roll around in our mutual stench like to inbred dogs in a cow pasture.

EatSoylent: I am going to be up all night reading this damn manga, you realize.
JainaX: How is that my fault?
EatSoylent: If you guys... you... I....
JainaX: Yes?
EatSoylent: *bawls*
JainaX: Sissy.

EatSoylent: And yes. BIG THROBBING KITTY PENIS.

Clinesterton: Chew my cud, eat my hay,
Please take this friggin' song away...

tennyo42: Wow...women suffer under the effects of gender aparteid in Afghanistan
tennyo42: And this chick tried to off herself over fanfiction

Becky: Use me, use me, I'm your bitch!

Clinesterton: My mind is a cow-themed labyrinth.

tennyo42: Well...I found out that law was the best combo of skill and pleasure for me.
tennyo42: So yeah, professional sadist it is.

mizu100: Everyone's a psycho chick here...
AkinoShigure: not me!
AkinoShigure: i'm a PIE!
mizu100: Fine then. Psycho pie

Clinesterton: Well...*adopts Mr. Wizard voice* It's like this, young lady. As the earth revolves around the sun, it also rotates on its axis, and when -
*BANG*
Clinesterton: *Crumple*
JainaX: *cheers*

NH3Avenue: I guess it could sum it up like this:
Their's this girl and SHE IS NOT ME i just think shes cool and she does all this stufff LOL and kicks a$$ and falls in luv <3 with some guy *wink* but stuf happens so they r not together :-(

Magadauthan: SHE'D HAD WILD MONKEY FREAKY SEX WITH AND DAMN IT HAD BEEN PRETTY GOOD AT THAT AND HA HA ON YOU VASH YOU MISSED IT

(Wow, found an old one)
IkedaMichiru: Now to you non-webmaster type people this may seem a bit excessive, especially considering the fact that most of us Internet people only have two hands, one of which is usually down our pants and doing things which I will refrain from mentioning because this is a family oriented site that was created to instill wholesome and loving Christian values to the general public. Nigger fag fuck Jew cock.

Magadauthan: *wishes EVERYONE would go away and STOP ASKING HER QUESTIONS WHILE SHE'S TRYING TO WRITE ORGASMS DAMMIT*

spacetart: lesbian threesome obnoxiously fake pagan badly spelled epic fic from hell, I do not want to archive you.

Magadauthan: and it's only about half. I think I told you I sat there with a pen during group meeting and amused myself.
Magadauthan: That didn't sound good, did it.
effervescible: (hotaru)
Damn, I've got quite a backpile of stuff.

VorfeedRah: *__* I heart icons.
JainaX: dude, I love making them so much
VorfeedRah: Too bad they're so lil'... not much room for artistic expression ^^
JainaX: yeah, the subjects can't be tiny
VorfeedRah: *sigh* The unforgiving pain of 100x100.
JainaX: Feel it! FEEL IT!
VorfeedRah: *sob* WHAT IS THIS LIGHT?
Never mind, it's just the optical mouse.

Becky: Angie, what does Josh say?
Me: *reads IM* "Mmm, Becky covered in chocolate sauce."

Me: I learned from Brother Jed that we're like cockroaches.
Val: What, we can mate with our heads cut off?

JainaX: Practice makes porn...I mean, perfect.
Ailanthusrpg: BWAHAHA!
Ailanthusrpg: It makes porn pervect, right?
Ailanthusrpg: *blink* typos

EatSoylent: Note to self: shave legs. Last time I checked, I was not an acolyte of Pan.

Magadauthan: Far be it from me to corrupt the innocent.
Magadauthan: wait. That's backwards. I live to corrupt the innocent.

JainaX: What would Knives think of Britney Spears?
Ryoko Meino: "Oops, I killed her again. No, really, Vash, it was an accident. I mean, I'm not that innocent, but still, complete accident. I've just been feeling overprotected in this house with those two crazy women, and sometimes I have to run. And I came along this thing that was whining that she wasn't a girl, but not yet a woman, which means she was absolutely worthless in this transitional state. So I hit her. Then I hit her one more time. And then, oops!"

Me: I often wonder 'What is Eric doing at this exact moment?'. And then I realize that the answer is probably 'Sleeping'.

Val: I'm going to go step on a puppy now to make myself feel better.

Val: I will deal somehow.
Me: Or you'll kill someone.
Val: That's my way of dealing.

JainaX: Oh, ew. The Media Guide on WMP claims that Demi Moore might be dating Leo.
tennyo42: So Demi Moore's now a lesbian?

meggier1: Problem is, once you MAKE the quotes file, you keep trying to make it over and over again.
meggier1: And when you don't? Disappointment.
meggier1: "Was I not snarky enough?" you think to yourself
meggier1: And then there's the pain and the rejection and the inferiority.
meggier1: It's a terrible cycle.

JainaX: We've been working on this thing on March and don't want to let it go for laziness, so that's when we're going to post. Merry Christmas, bastards, have some pain of living.
Clinesterton: I think I'll have to try that. :-D
JainaX: Pain of living or setting a deadline?
Clinesterton: Well, if I don't do the latter you will acquaint me with the former, right?

VorfeedRah: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1003935
here's a little fellow I like to call Mr. Paragraph Break. Mr. Paragraph Break will now beat the fuck out of this author for ignoring him to the point of incoherency.
...
ah, wasn't that nice? I thought so. Let's have Mr. Paragraph Break over again sometime.

EmprssGalaxia: it was kinda like "Um, I'm stupid and lost and don't know what I'm doing and I don't like all the green and the vines and EAT IT CLAYTON! SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD!"

Clinesterton: Well, it leads to some wild monkey sex, so I comes out ahead. Ahem. :-)
Clinesterton: HE comes out ahead. Not "I".
Clinesterton: FREUDIAN SLIP!

DeanMeGriosach: YOU PUT A HOT MAN ON MY SCREEN!

Clinesterton: Urgh! Not even the cows can keep me aawayke,,...
JainaX: They'll gnaw on your ankles.
Clinesterton: There's irony for you...
JainaX: No, for you.
Clinesterton: I like irony...molybdenumy too.
Clinesterton: Praeseodymiyummy...
Clinesterton: Unilhexaquadiumy...
JainaX: maybe you should sleep.
Clinesterton: Maybe I should...to sleep, perchance to dream of cows; aye, there's the cud...
Clinesterton: Oh, for a Moo-se of fire...
JainaX: *is afraid*
Clinesterton: To be a cow, or not to be a cow; that is the question...
JainaX: Ok, now you're just insane
Clinesterton: Cry 'MOO!' and let slip the cows of war...
Clinesterton: We few, we happy few, we herd of cows...
JainaX: I am SO saving this...
Clinesterton: I am so out of it right now.
JainaX: I can tell
Clinesterton: My eye and heart are at a mortal war
How to divide the sirloin on my plate;
Clinesterton: Mine eye my gut this bovine treat would bar
My gut mine eye the veggies that I hate.
Clinesterton: REALLY out of it now.
JainaX: *highly amused*

Welcome to the quotes file, Clinesterton.
effervescible: (eddo)
VorfeedRah: ooo, you should call it "Pain Compounded". mmm, angsty title.
SailorSnark: not really subtle, though
VorfeedRah: Well, no, but angsty. And more subtle than "Angsty!" or something, I guess.
SailorSnark: LOL. "Angst! The Musical"
VorfeedRah: Featuring such songs as "I Killed Myself For You", "Oh God, The Pain", and "Nooooooooooooooo! Don't Die!"

Ryoko Meino: when a fic is rated NC-17, the term "Self Insertion" just takes on a whole new meaning.

JainaX: Oh, you got an elected office
VorfeedRah: ??
JainaX: Sims
VorfeedRah: BWA HA HA, THE POWER, THE SHEER POWER! BOW BEFORE ME, CHATTEL! *ahem* I mean, I will do my best to represent the people.

Ryoko Meino: nothing says greatness like personal midgets.

Ryoko Meino: :: puts on cape of evil :: It is WE who will bring you good smut! The writers of good smut will be us! And the smut will not be alone! Angst will accompany the good smut, written by us! Others will promise smut, but they will not deliver angst, or good smut, like we shall! The bringers of smut and angst will be us, and no one else! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Travellneko: The Pocky! The Pocky SINGS TO MEEEE!!!!!
Travellneko: Pocky has spoiled me. There's no way in hell I'd give a blowjob now unless it was first dipped in sweet dark chocolate

VorfeedRah: heh. Vash: "Getting to know yooooou... getting my mouth between your legs..."
JainaX: Heh. It could be a whole musical number!
VorfeedRah: OK, the Cunnilingus Musical would rule.
VorfeedRah: Featuring such hits as "Be Careful (Don't Use Your Teeth)" and "Dental Dam Dariam".

EatSoylent: Oh my god. I just found out that I'm my mother's third cousin.

EatSoylent: Is it that obvioOOOOOOOOO SHINY! *___*

JainaX: hee, meryl as the rose bride
Ryoko Meino: :-P is that in a doujinshi, or is it a thought that just popped into your head?
JainaX: I wish. Just popped into my head. Maybe we can get Jingu to draw it.
Ryoko Meino: Vash as her prince? I can see it now...

"Rose of the noble castle...Power of Dios that sleeps within me.. I call upon....oh, forget it." :: whips out derringer and shoots duelist, falls into Vash's waiting, if not kinda shocked arms :: "So...let's go be engaged. ;-)"

Ryoko Meino: The first time somebody slapped her, they'd never be heard from again.
effervescible: (silly)
A record ten windows open. Nice.

JainaX: my guitar is a slut
LtTorasso: hehehe wqell has your guitar been to queens lately>?
JainaX: maybe!
LtTorasso: if your guitar has stolen my [name deleted] I am never talking to you again
JainaX: :'(
LtTorasso: except at teh civil court proceedings
JainaX: *cries*
LtTorasso: and then you'll just get what's coming to you chickie -- an anime free prison....where even the word anime is banned
JainaX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LtTorasso: oh yes....I can make it happen honey...I'm a bitch
LtTorasso: :-)
JainaX: please no
JainaX: I NEED MY BISHONEN TO FUNCTION
LtTorasso: you can kiss your bish goodbye...and no pleather either
LtTorasso: and anime conjugal visits too
LtTorasso: ANIME FREE
JainaX: fux0r!
LtTorasso: 15 to LIFE
JainaX: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LtTorasso: *evil cackling laugh*
JainaX: you're so mean
LtTorasso: i know....fear me....fear my power....now smash your guitar into a million pieces...it is the love child of the devil!
JainaX: NOOOO
LtTorasso: *more evil cackling laughter*

DeanMeGriosach: Hey...how come you don't show ME porn???
JainaX: You don't know the characters. It's not as squicky.
DeanMeGriosach: *doesn't care*
JainaX: *sn*
JainaX: http://www.net-ibaraki.ne.jp/sumire/tridj/sales-tridj-sets.html
JainaX: Knives and Vash are brothers, fyi
DeanMeGriosach: Ah. I see. Fun fun. Sounds just like home...
JainaX: O_O
DeanMeGriosach: Except possibly with less beer and fewer shotguns.

EatSoylent: Knives = asshole. I still want to fork him, though.
EatSoylent: Um. That typo is rather unintentionally hilarious.
effervescible: (goofy)
Grey: That's the first law of Anime Thermodynamics - Things that Fucking Rule are Exempt from Conventional Physics. ^__^

WickedTigerlily: oi, someone help me choose!
WickedTigerlily: northern style praying mantis (wah lum kung fu) or southern style white dragon (pai lum kung fu).
Ryoko Meino: does the praying mantis end with eating your opponent's head?
WickedTigerlily: eh...no...
Ryoko Meino: eh. white dragon, then

VorfeedRah: Yeah. Milly's diary would be both kawaii and kowai, filled with "I ate chocolate-butterscotch pudding today" and "Vash and Meryl glanced longingly at each other exactly 37 times today, initiate Operation Matchmaker Phase 2-B".

meggier1: I know, but I was thinking of those old ships that the prisoners had to row or else they were beaten with chains...
meggier1: The picture made me smile...

VorfeedRah: aww. Makes sense, the stuff after Hang Fire gets very serious very fast. Neither of them want to go, "Hey, remember when we fucked and then separated painfully?"
VorfeedRah: Damn, I perved that.
VorfeedRah: Sounds like they fucked with superglue or something.

WickedTigerlily: dismemberments are always fun and exciting.

Ryoko Meino: i like it. and it's true. i bet he's warm to sleep on, too. like a big psychopathic teddy bear.

Ryoko Meino: my mother thought it was kinda morbid that i have a sandwich baggie full of hands.

WickedTigerlily: T_T i wanna see God.
WickedTigerlily: but then my eyes would burn inside my skull and that would suck greatly.

EatSoylent: I like Angie's soul. It's >shiny< ! *___*

Most of these are from tonight, scarily enough.

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