effervescible: (ew sick)
She has fantasies about gorilla scrotums!

Oh...context? Well...I guess.

JainaX: Srsly, in the 70s remake, they keep making comments about Kong wanting to rape Jessica Lange and I kept wanting to shout "BUT HIS PENIS IS BIGGER THAN HER ENTIRE BODY!"
SHOVELTHATEVIL: EWWWWW
SHOVELTHATEVIL: they actually said that?
JainaX: yes!
SHOVELTHATEVIL: BLARG
JainaX: she's all, he saved my life! and they say, no no he just wanted to rape you.
SHOVELTHATEVIL: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JainaX: of course, jessica lange was a fucking bitch in the movie anyway. naomi watts pwnz.
SHOVELTHATEVIL: I can just see him frottaging her into the dirt XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: that's all he'd be able to do with his ENORMOUS KONG DONG
JainaX: and then he's like...where'd she go? unaware that her squishy remains are on the underside of his gigantic wang
SHOVELTHATEVIL: LMAO
JainaX: now there's a comic idea for sexylosers
SHOVELTHATEVIL: hehe
SHOVELTHATEVIL: that's pretty hawt, I must admit
JainaX: ew dude XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: not REALLY XD
SHOVELTHATEVIL: "My fantasy...is to be crushed by a gargantuan simian's scrotum"
SHOVELTHATEVIL: ..not summuch XD
JainaX: THAT'S HOTT
JainaX: d00d I totally wanna quote that out of context
SHOVELTHATEVIL: That's a serious teabag XD
effervescible: (i write porn)
Yes. Yes it does.
effervescible: (all atingle; teh sex)
From Trimax 4:

Zaxie (to Meryl): Say...does "he" always excite you so much? Vash the Stampede... Right now, are you excited that he's out there firing his guns for your sake?

...

*snicker*
effervescible: (baby fuck me up)
Tell me something dirty.
effervescible: (internet porn [drazzi])
"Kikyo and Kagome: Alone in the Cave."

Now that's a porno title if I ever saw one.
effervescible: (merged)
And tonight I learned what felching is.

On the whole, I think I could have lived without this knowledge.
effervescible: (evilme)
I am a bad, bad girl.
effervescible: (defaultme)
Went to bed at 4. Got up at ten. Didn't wake up once, even when Becky got up. Vootie.

And then the memories all came rushing back. Fun chat with Kiri and Jingu. The...well...the mouth-lemon they encouraged me to write. The talk of Jingu's art and what interesting doujinshi she might do in the future.

I feel like I need a cigarette.

It might improve the taste of my mouth.

Mrrf.

Nov. 14th, 2001 02:32 pm
effervescible: (cuteme)
Why does everyone have to be busy when I'm not, and vice versa? Especially when I'm admiring Vash's prettiness and want to yap with like-minded folk.

Sigh. I definitely have a favorite new anime...well, I don't think he's really a bishounen. He's not girly-looking. Well, maybe compared to Knives, but Knives' sheer whackjobbedness makes him less handsome. Except when Becky draws him or he's feeling mellow. Anyways. Vash. Mrrowl. The `beauty mark' just makes it.

Do I have anything of substance to say right now? No, not really.

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