effervescible: (listen to my tl;dr)
Luce: I had my very first one this weekend you know

Me: first what

Luce: S'more

Me: GET THE FUCK OUT

Luce: I AM ENGLISH
WE DON'T DO SMORES
I had my first S'more at the tender age of 23 and it was AMAZING

Me: That's fucked up
Fucking limeys, no wonder we left

Luce: ...>:[
...you guys don't have Jaffa Cakes

Me: We have Tasty Kakes, we don't need your fucking Jaffa Cakes

Luce: JAFFA CAKES ARE AWESOME
YOU DON'T HAVE um... TWIGLETS

Me: DON'T CARE

Luce: ...WHY SO MUCH HATE JAINA
WHY?

Me: BECAUSE AMERICAN ARROGANCE

Luce: SCREW YOUR AMERICAN ARROGANCE WE HAVE Us IN OUR WORDS!

Me: TAKES UP UNNECESSARY AMOUNTS OF INK WHEN PRINTED! AMERICAN SPELLING IS COST-EFFECTIVE!

Luce: SCREW THE COSTS WE HAVE AUSTEN!
YOU GUYS HAVE MEYER
HA HA

Me: WE HAVE THOREAU, YOU CAN SUCK IT!

Luce: HUGH LAURIE BELONGS TO US

Me: We have BATMAN
Batman > everything
You know you can't deny that one

Luce: ...Two words.
ALBUS
DUMBLEDORE

Me: He's dead.

Luce: ........
effervescible: (elitist bitch)
So Ray and I got to talking about all the fics on ffnet that cast Rukia as Bella and Ichigo as Edward, and how they are dumb.

[livejournal.com profile] raynos:But don't you know that Bleach done Twilight style is all the fad?

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: A stupid fad

[livejournal.com profile] raynos: I've seen at least 3

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: Bella is like the anti-Rukia

[livejournal.com profile] raynos: I would think it's the other way around
[livejournal.com profile] raynos: RUKIA IS THE VAMP
And it just got worse from there )
effervescible: (renji - grin le creepyman)
jainax: Seriously, get some pineapple whips outside the tiki room, THEY ARE AWESOME
jainax: Like frozen yogurt only like...no dairy, it's just soft smooth delicious refreshing pineapple yumminess

euglama: ^^ .... hate to break it but.... i am allergic to renji
euglama: wait
euglama: wow
euglama: slip there
euglama: pineapple

jainax: ahahaha
jainax: I WAS GONNA SAY

euglama: i'm allergic to PINEAPPLE
euglama: -_-

jainax: SO IN YOUR BRAIN
jainax: renji = pineapple

euglama: WELL
euglama: D<
euglama: ._.

jainax: ...I SUPPOSE IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, CONSIDERING. YANNO. THE HAIR.

euglama: THE FREAKIN HAIR
euglama: SRSLY
effervescible: (out to transfer babies)
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: i think we need a new word for whipped for him
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: it's so much worse than that
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: xd;;;
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: well i think xd;
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: >>;

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: Well, Rukiasexual pretty much covers it

[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: ....by george, I think that'll do.

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: she doesn't just change his behavior

[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: XD

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: She changes his entire sexual orientation
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: that's power

[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: THAT IS.

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH

[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: ONLY
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: MORE ACCURATE AND SHINING
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: =3

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: AND COVERED IN INTIMATE BODILY FLUIDS
effervescible: (mary jane watson parker forever)
On the subject of badfic

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: and is this one of hers again?
[livejournal.com profile] angstymcgoth: ooooohhh yeah, you had to ask?
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: well, maybe you'd branched out
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: although I don't know why you'd need to
[livejournal.com profile] angstymcgoth: Not when I'm sitting on a goldmine!
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: she's the fucking fort knox of fail

---

When discussing Madonna

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: I wouldn't fuck with her
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: no way
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: she can rip out the organs of wannabes with one hand while adopting war orphans with the other

---

A discussion about Bleach spins wildly out of control

[livejournal.com profile] covet: well, possible. Gin is certainly pro rape.
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: he's also pro your mom
[livejournal.com profile] covet: everybody's pro my mom.
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: so's your face
[livejournal.com profile] covet: your mom is pro my face.
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: ...touche

---

On Aizen

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: My evil overlord mindset is kinda rusty
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: Think he was born evil?
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: No, but I think he came into it pretty early
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: kinda like Light, but with a better mangaka

---

On fandom BNFs

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: well, those bitches seem to be a mouse and keyboard away from rabid wolves, so their opinions don't count much with me

---

On specialness

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: nah, we're like unicorns
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: People have to be virgins to touch you?
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: it helps!

---

[livejournal.com profile] daisychainrpg talks about Final Fantasy, Part One

ImaDodecahedron: So today, all you FFXII peoples out there.
Sennen Tafkae: hm?
RPGuitar: DON"T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES.
RPGuitar: I'M BASCH FON RONSENBURG OF DALMASCAAA
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M BASCH VON RONSENBURG OF MOTHERFUCKING DALMASCA
EternalDreamer2k: ...BITCHEZ

---

[livejournal.com profile] daisychainrpg talks about Final Fantasy, Part Two

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M AN UNSENT
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M AN UNSENT
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: SUCK MY DIIIIICK
[livejournal.com profile] jaina: I'M AN UNSENT

---

On Star Wars, Part One

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: come over to the dark side, luke
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: we have booze

---

On People We Don't Like

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: fuck theeeeem
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: NO BECAUSE THEY'RE UGLY
[livejournal.com profile] hakuren: BUT I WILL DROP A CAR ON THEM

---

On Star Wars, Part Two

[livejournal.com profile] jaina: now I'm picturing Ichigo as Luke, Renji as Han, Rukia as Leia, and Byakuya as Darth Byakuya
[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu: "Luke...I am not your father. Your father was a retard. I can't stand your father."
effervescible: (kaiencar - sorrow comes again)
Ray and I are dorks )

Yeah...let's never discuss it again, Ray.
effervescible: (merry bleach christmas)
And I know just how to celebrate.

jainax: KISS is saving Santa from Pterodactyls on Family Guy
Mirudente: HA HA HA HA AWESOME
jainax: I wish we really had Christmas specials like that
Mirudente: For...Bleach?
jainax: I meant in real life, like A Charlie Brown Christmas, but I'd take a Bleach Christmas special.
Mirudente: Oooh.
Mirudente: Awww.
jainax: ICHIGO SAVES SANTA
Mirudente: *SNORT* OH MY GOD, BEST BLEACH SPECIAL EVER
jainax: I KNOW, RIGHT?
jainax: I don't even need to know the plot
Mirudente: YES
Mirudente: You should put it on your LJ
Mirudente: and invite people to fill in the details
Mirudente: personally, i think Matsumoto would show up in like, an elf's costume
Mirudente: WITH LITTLE HITSUGAYA AWWWW
jainax: HA HA HA HA. WITH LIKE A COUPLE OF HOLLY LEAVES ON EACH BOOB.
jainax: Okay I am pasting this.
effervescible: (pokemans)
Indigosama: YOU FAIL AT FLOWERS
jainax: I DO
Indigosama: YOU ARE NOT A REAL MAN
jainax: I'M NOT
jainax: I HAVE NO PEEN0R
Indigosama: YOUR LACK OF PEEN0R HAS BROUGHT ABOUT YOUR DOWNFALL
jainax: IT HAS

-

jainax: TAKE IT UP THE ASS FOR BLEACH

-
(re: possible DI titles)

Ten: You could always title it in another language
Ten: Like German
Ten: Der Über Anghst

-

wasoncedelight: But I only like porn with a message.
jainax: And that message is?
wasoncedelight: ...
wasoncedelight: lube is your friend?

-

[livejournal.com profile] fadingembers: it's their 10 year anniversary, so Variety has a big story about the potentiality of making american films from manga. My first thought was, "Yup, still waiting on that Sailor Moon live action movie." My second being, "How's that Eva movie coming, by the way?" and the third being, "Oh, Tokyopop set up a company for dealing with anime titles. AGAIN. Maybe this one won't fail."

-

[livejournal.com profile] tenebris: I hae you hae he she it hae...

-

iamastealthninja: I cant even read this ever since you pointed out that you're directly comparing rukias vag to a fishing hole
iamastealthninja: thanks for that
iamastealthninja: THANKS
jainax: YOU'RE WELCOME! <3
iamastealthninja: I HATE YOU
jainax: YOU LOVE ME
iamastealthninja: I LOVE YOU WITH THE KIND OF LOVE THAT IS ALSO HATE

-

[livejournal.com profile] angstymcgoth: millyfan used to vocally proclaim the "canoness" of Vash/Wolfwood, too. Maybe they're related?
[livejournal.com profile] lady_ganesh: Is this the part where we start wondering if the calls are coming from inside the house?
[livejournal.com profile] andmydog: ...Thanks. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.
[livejournal.com profile] lady_ganesh: WHAT'S IN THE BOX? WHAT'S IN THE BOX?

-

Scathachdhu: This award is revised to reflect the fact that Ikkaku likes boobies
effervescible: (rukia - loud noises)
OKAY SO I WAS CHATTING WITH [livejournal.com profile] covet AND

wasoncedelight (3:25:43 PM): Eggs really scare me.
wasoncedelight (3:26:03 PM): especially the little bit of chickenspine attached to the yolk

jainax (3:26:29 PM): there is no such thing

wasoncedelight (3:26:40 PM): There so is. the little bit of potential chicken.

jainax (3:28:06 PM): I have never had such a thing

wasoncedelight (3:28:12 PM): IT IS ON EVERY EGG
wasoncedelight (3:28:21 PM): If you crack an egg and look at the white
wasoncedelight (3:28:26 PM): there is like a little sac.

jainax (3:28:44 PM): SHOW ME PICTURES, I HAVE NEVER EATEN A SPINE
jainax (3:28:57 PM): I HAVE EATEN WHITES, AND I HAVE EATEN YOLKS, THAT IS ALL

wasoncedelight (3:28:56 PM): FINE I WILL GOOGLE
wasoncedelight (3:29:00 PM): FOR FOETUSPINE
wasoncedelight (3:29:33 PM): http://www.recoveryeq.com/img/raw_eggs.jpg
wasoncedelight (3:29:43 PM): LOOK AT THE EGG ON THE LEFT
wasoncedelight (3:29:53 PM): they all have it
wasoncedelight (3:30:02 PM): the egg on the right it's underneath the yolk
wasoncedelight (3:30:14 PM): THAT IS A POTENTIAL CHICKEN

jainax (3:31:00 PM): THERE'S NO FUCKING SPINE THERE IT'S AN EGG WHITE

wasoncedelight (3:30:53 PM): NO THE WHITER BIT
wasoncedelight (3:30:57 PM): egg white is clear
wasoncedelight (3:31:00 PM): unil cooked
wasoncedelight (3:31:05 PM): crack an egg and go and look!

jainax (3:31:40 PM): how in the eff do you know that is a spine
jainax (3:31:41 PM): it's liquid
jainax (3:32:59 PM): I AM JUST SAYING. GIVE ME DOCUMENTATION. OTHERWISE IT IS JUST YOUR FEVERED IMAIGNINGS.
jainax (3:33:02 PM): WITH SPELLING.

wasoncedelight (3:34:11 PM): it's not liquid! GO AND LOOK AT A REAL EGG. it's connected to the yolk by like an umbilical cord, and it's a little sac with a tiny flimsy bit of stuff in.

jainax (3:35:09 PM): You are so full of shit!

wasoncedelight (3:35:30 PM): ITS TRUE
wasoncedelight (3:35:54 PM): LOOK AT A REAL EGG.

jainax (3:36:20 PM): I DO ALL THE TIME

wasoncedelight (3:36:21 PM): I CAN SEE IT FOR MYSELF

jainax (3:36:49 PM): YOU MADE IT UP IN YOUR HEAD

wasoncedelight (3:37:30 PM): IT IS THERE. I CAN'T PICK OUT SOMETHING I MADE UP. EVERYONE SEES IT BUT YOU.

jainax (3:40:05 PM): i SEE it, I just want to know what on earth makes you think it is a SPINE. These are UNFERTILIZED EGGS.

wasoncedelight (3:41:10 PM): POTENTIAL SPINE
wasoncedelight (3:41:24 PM): Look it is just something gross ok shh
wasoncedelight (3:41:38 PM): It is the sac where the foetus develops.

jainax (3:41:55 PM): IT'S ALSO POTENTIAL BEAK/FEET/CHICKEN ASS. BECAUSE IT IS A POTENTIAL CHICKEN. But it is NOT a chicken because there was no cock.
jainax (3:42:02 PM): That doesn't make it a spine!

wasoncedelight (3:41:54 PM): ITS GROSS.
wasoncedelight (3:42:01 PM): IT'S LIKE EATING OVARY BITS.
wasoncedelight (3:42:13 PM): IT COULD BE
wasoncedelight (3:42:22 PM): IT IS MEMBRANE

jainax (3:43:10 PM): YOU ARE PROJECTING YOUR EGG-PHOBIA
jainax (3:43:16 PM): I am gonna consult the El Jay on this

[Poll #1045152]
effervescible: (aichi is drunk)
jainax: ok, I have decided that of all the different names for Ichigo's hollow, I really really hate Ogichi.

iamastealthninja: ugh
iamastealthninja: i dont even get it
iamastealthninja: why o?

jainax: i'm sorry, Ogihci. Ichigo backwards.
jainax: it's so fucking twee

iamastealthninja: I was going to remark on how retarded that was
iamastealthninja: and then my comptuer exploded

jainax: That's how retarded it is
jainax: It made your computer explode
effervescible: (kaien - lulz @ ur face)
jainax: Heeeeee. Bleach the RPG.

Indigosama: Dude.
Indigosama: Final Fantasy Bleach would ROCK

jainax: Yeah, it really would.

Indigosama: Limit Break: KONSTOMP!

jainax: Make sure to de-equip Rukia before the Menos Grande quest, because after that she leaves the party and by the time you get her and the items back, you'll have outleveled them.

Never let it be said we can't run a joke into the ground. )
effervescible: (Default)
268 raw: http://www.sendspace.com/file/vtwilm

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST CHAPTER SINCE. WELL. A LONG TIME.

Chat squee )
effervescible: (kaiencar - kaien <3 ruffles)
iamastealthninja: You know those two skulls in Kaien's jar?

jainax: us?

iamastealthninja: Its like someone took one to each coast
iamastealthninja: We're separated, but meant to be as one
iamastealthninja: in a jar
iamastealthninja: a jar full of liquid
iamastealthninja: On some dudes head
effervescible: (rukia - loud noises)
YES, TIME FOR EVEN MORE CHAT. God. Something in the air tonight.

The courage to leave )

I DON'T KNOW, OKAY?
effervescible: (aichi is drunk)
I.E. We're a bunch of crazy bitches in chat.

[livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu brings us philosophy:
shun the nonbeliever says: Sometimes you gotta be Quinn, sometimes you gotta be Daria

More quotes this way! )
effervescible: (shinigami - me)
scathachdhu (1:14:34 PM): I suppose it could just be something boring like the number of his district in Rukongai

jainax (1:15:39 PM): that is boring

scathachdhu (1:25:08 PM): ah well
scathachdhu (1:25:16 PM): maybe he'll surprise us
scathachdhu (1:25:32 PM): like he's the 69th son or something

jainax (1:25:56 PM): woah
jainax (1:25:58 PM): someone was horny

scathachdhu (1:26:07 PM): or the 69th version of some secret shinigami experiment
scathachdhu (1:26:15 PM): CLONE!!!

jainax (1:26:21 PM): MAYURI'S SON

scathachdhu (1:26:29 PM): OMG YES
scathachdhu (1:26:37 PM): BECAUSE THEY BOTH
scathachdhu (1:26:41 PM): THEY BOTH HAVE...
scathachdhu (1:26:50 PM): UM...

jainax (1:26:58 PM): BLACK HAIR
jainax (1:27:08 PM): HIM AND NEMU I MEAN

scathachdhu (1:27:10 PM): I THOUGHT MAYURI HAD BLUE HAIR
scathachdhu (1:27:22 PM): RIGHT RIGHT

jainax (1:27:58 PM): MAYBE HE DYED IT
jainax (1:28:05 PM): HE HAS A SIDE BUSINESS IN THE LIVING WORLD
jainax (1:28:08 PM): HE CREATED MANIC PANIC
jainax (1:28:13 PM): IS HOW HE GETS EXTRA FUNDS ON THE SIDE

scathachdhu (1:28:38 PM): ...BEAUTIFUL
scathachdhu (1:28:49 PM): WE SOLVED THE MYSTERY, GANG!

jainax (1:30:52 PM): JINKIES!

scathachdhu (1:31:05 PM): LEMME BORROW THAT ASCOT
effervescible: (kamikaze girls - hey my friend)
This is why I love [livejournal.com profile] scathachdhu.
effervescible: (kamikaze girls - hey my friend)
shiamirei: AWESOME: http://threadless.com/product/383/The_Communist_Party
JainaX: AWESOME
JainaX: ooh, it's not too expensive. I might have to get one.
shiamirei: I don't know where I'd wear it, but still awesome
JainaX: I could wear it to work!
shiamirei: I can't quite get away with a t-shirt here, sadly
JainaX: alas and woe
JainaX: wear it to a young republicans meeting
shiamirei: OH HELL YES

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